I'm basically the bottom picture. Except in real life. Ask Jesus, he'll tell you. I asked jesus and he just replied that he loved me... and now I'm weirded out. You should have asked Raptor Jesus instead. He's the cool one. He even saved everyone from a never-ending plastic cup war at the 4Chan pan...
Yeah I got significantly sloshed and was not able to make it to all the bars, but I did go to Nick's and Kiloy's. People kept buying me shots! It's not my fault! Kilroy's sucked last time i went there.. way too many people. Nick's was a kickass time though! Did you go to the cluster of bars inbetwe...
As a general rule of thumb you're not supposed to move if an emergency vehicle has it's lights on, even if you're in it's way. It's one of those quirky rules that isn't discussed in driver's education. As far as I know you're only allowed to continue driving if the emergency vehicle is on the other...
So i went to court today to fight a traffic ticket i received back in May. and lost. Remember folks, if you're at a stop light and all directions are red... and a fire engine just so happens to be behind you and flips on his emergency lights... don't move. Don't yield right of way. You'll get ticket...
Weird Al is God with a capital 'G'. I'm trying Best Buy after work --- the new CD is a DVD/CD combination thingie with 6 music videos included! I just got through listening to the whole thing on Rhapsody. The best track by far is the 11-minute epic 'Trapped in the Drive-In' parody of R. Kelly's 'Tr...
Proof that music is going down the shitter on a daily basis: What you gon' do wit all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get get get get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do wit all the ass All that ass inside those jeans. I'ma make make make make you scream Make ...
-They're stuck in the foggy dimension forever. -Doc stays in the year 1885 -the zombies starve to death after about 28 days -Sam Jackson is the bad guy, bruce willis's arch-nemesis -naomi watts and laura herring have a lesbian affair, when laura herring decides to end it, naomi watts gets jealous an...