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by Merk
Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:28 am
Forum: Gettin' Together
Topic: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle
Replies: 2028
Views: 777123

Re: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Monday mornings means make a song choice

... Adrian we're not big on rules now that Chad has quit and stopped the feeling of competition. ... + Post score + Try to get the best score + Fuck bitches get money The song can be anything that isn't too hard because I am fat. The goal here is to eventually get into the harder ...
by mouseish
Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:23 am
Forum: beatmania
Topic: How the fuck do I play doubles?
Replies: 36
Views: 39940

Re: How the fuck do I play doubles?

... it though. Isn't that Dan guy from Texas super annoying? That kid lives and breathes the internet and although I've never met him I imagine he's fat. - dan's a nice guy :) Do you have any good stories of people being really pissed off about their controllers? - Yes, lots. people don't like waiting ...
by Merk
Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:21 am
Forum: beatmania
Topic: How the fuck do I play doubles?
Replies: 36
Views: 39940

Re: How the fuck do I play doubles?

... Brian Ho? Isn't that Dan guy from Texas super annoying? That kid lives and breathes the internet and although I've never met him I imagine he's fat. Do you have any good stories of people being really pissed off about their controllers? Post your VJArmy profile so I can judge you and determine ...
by Merk
Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:01 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12957
Views: 5532314

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

... a really good job in taking something niche, meme-ing it, spamming the fuck out of said meme, and completely obfuscating what made the niche thing ... Our very own "Amp Rage," "LOL Potter is 12 years old," and "Merk is fat" jokes are all great.
by Fluffyumpkins
Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:35 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12957
Views: 5532314

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

... the other people that enjoy the sub-culture as well. I can often say "I would love [insert gay ... niche activity here] if it weren't for the fucking fans." I tell myself that a lot of these ... their life depended on it. Obviously being the fat fuck that he was he quit playing 6 months later ...
by Merk
Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:57 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12957
Views: 5532314

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

... the other people that enjoy the sub-culture as well. I can often say "I would love [insert gay ... niche activity here] if it weren't for the fucking fans." I tell myself that a lot of these ... their life depended on it. Obviously being the fat fuck that he was he quit playing 6 months later ...
by SoDeepPolaris
Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:57 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Eatin' sweet potato fries and gettin' buff
Replies: 265
Views: 193999

Re: Eatin' food and gettin' buff

... hard at it. You have very little unsaturated fat (and saturated for that matter) in your diet. ... to body fat. It's not. Olive oil, peanuts, cashews, peanut butter and stuff like that are pretty ... a few, like 3 bags. Self-control activate...fuck had 3 this morning.
by Merk
Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:55 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Eatin' sweet potato fries and gettin' buff
Replies: 265
Views: 193999

Re: Eatin' food and gettin' buff

... breasts Protein Plus PowerBars Egg whites Zucchini Squash Broccoli Fat free refried beans White onions Light Caesar salads - no cheese Fat free ... always watching it) is not conducive to lifting, do I need to just say fuck it and take his weights outside?
by Merk
Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:53 pm
Forum: Other Games Entirely
Topic: ummmmm Marvel vs Capcom 3 anyone???
Replies: 301
Views: 149750

Re: ummmmm Marvel vs Capcom 3 anyone???

I would be so mad if I was the third place guy. He literally won a dollar, what ... was Tilt who took away $210 in "venue fees." Fuck that. Did they even provide you with food / drinks? ... Tilt put out. Plus you don't have to deal with the fat and angry chick that works at Tilt. I'm just saying, ...
by Ho
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:06 pm
Forum: Gettin' Together
Topic: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle
Replies: 2028
Views: 777123

Re: Fluffy I'm calling you out: Fat and slow wins the race

... advantage? Will Fluffy find his summer love? Will Ho live life in the past and just play the song with no speed mods? Will Amp get a good score ... Will blackcat make another post out of the blue? Will anyone man the fuck up and get this contest's first AAA? I hear he's already down $1, so ...
by Merk
Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:54 pm
Forum: Gettin' Together
Topic: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle
Replies: 2028
Views: 777123

Re: Fluffy I'm calling you out: Fat and slow wins the race

... Will Amp get a good score on the song despite walking around with a cane? Will blackcat make another post out of the blue? Will anyone man the fuck up and get this contest's first AAA?
by Merk
Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:35 am
Forum: Gettin' Together
Topic: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle
Replies: 2028
Views: 777123

Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle

... HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR STICKING WITH IT GUYS In case most of you haven't realized it, I'm kind of a fatty. My life story is pretty much - I was a fat greasy ... Chad: Oh man. That's crazy! Did you record it? Me: Fuck you Me: I doubt you could do better Chad: You're the ...
by Merk
Mon May 23, 2011 12:03 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12957
Views: 5532314

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

... attention - Surrounded myself with internet memes, animes characters, fat people, and furries - Listened to a lot of really good J-Core - Stood in line of hours - Got creeped the fucked out - Tolerated pedophilia - Told some kid on drugs to fuck off - Winning money ...
by Merk
Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:32 pm
Forum: Other Games Entirely
Topic: ummmmm Street Fighter IV anyone???
Replies: 501
Views: 215263

Re: ummmmm Street Fighter IV anyone???

Alright, so.

I got to go to the grocery after work, work out a little bit on my elliptical because fuck being fat, and then I gots to watch football tonight because I have money on the game.

I should be available between 7:30pm and 8:30pm. Did you want to play Chad? What gaim? I have SF4 and 3S
by Merk
Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:12 am
Forum: Other Games Entirely
Topic: ummmmm Street Fighter IV anyone???
Replies: 501
Views: 215263

Re: ummmmm Street Fighter IV anyone???

... record when this week started was like 13-6. As of yesterday night I have a fucking 16-17 record ... on the free wieners and buffalo wings. I am a fat man who has an entitlement issue so this royally ... at around 10:45pm. I went to bed at 1:00am Fuck video games.