Similar to GoR's User Battle, only the battle is between abstract consepts.
First round's Lineup!
Battle 01: Optimius Prime -VS- Cobra Commander
Battle 02: Yu-Gi-Oh! -VS- Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Master Chief -VS- Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Cloud -VS- Tidus
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse -VS- Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution -VS- In The Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles -VS- Pocky
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen -VS- Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64) -VS- Aquaman (XBox)
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code -VS- Memiors of a Geisha
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime -VS- Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Growing Popularity of NASCAR
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van -VS- The General Lee
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink -VS- Full Throttle Energy Drink
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337
And YES!
I do have too much time on my hands.
Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!! DDR WINS!
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Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!! DDR WINS!
Last edited by Grubb on Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:51 pm, edited 5 times in total.
Optimius Prime: giant monkey
Magic: The Gathering: stratigy wins over powerful monsters
Mega Man (Rock Man): rides on his dog nuff said
Cloud: do you have any questions
Bugs Bunny: kiks ass
Dance Dance Revolution
Playstation Pocket
Superman (N64)
Brian Ho: and yea doth said let there be indyddr
The Da Vinci Code: good book
Cutesy/Love/Action/Violence Anime: love it all
Growing Popularity of Poker
Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Red Bull Energy Drink
1337
Magic: The Gathering: stratigy wins over powerful monsters
Mega Man (Rock Man): rides on his dog nuff said
Cloud: do you have any questions
Bugs Bunny: kiks ass
Dance Dance Revolution
Playstation Pocket
Superman (N64)
Brian Ho: and yea doth said let there be indyddr
The Da Vinci Code: good book
Cutesy/Love/Action/Violence Anime: love it all
Growing Popularity of Poker
Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Red Bull Energy Drink
1337
"General?!" Tahngarth roared.
"General nuisance, maybe"
"General nuisance, maybe"
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Re: Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!!
Battle 01: Optimius Prime: One shall stand... one shall fall.
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering: I used to play way back when.
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man): Old school for sure.
Battle 04: Final fantasy is lame.
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse: Only because there are no eurobeat bugs bunny songs.
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution: Definately.
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles: I'd starve without them.
Battle 08: Meh.
Battle 09: Superman (N64): Because it's an awful game.
Battle 10: Brian Ho: I'm Jewish.
Battle 11: I don't read enough.
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime: I'm a guy. I need action. Robots and ninjas rule so hard.
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker: NASCAR is white trash bordem.
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van: Yeah.
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink: Can we say Jager Bombs?
Battle 16: Ebonics: Oh snaps.
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering: I used to play way back when.
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man): Old school for sure.
Battle 04: Final fantasy is lame.
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse: Only because there are no eurobeat bugs bunny songs.
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution: Definately.
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles: I'd starve without them.
Battle 08: Meh.
Battle 09: Superman (N64): Because it's an awful game.
Battle 10: Brian Ho: I'm Jewish.
Battle 11: I don't read enough.
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime: I'm a guy. I need action. Robots and ninjas rule so hard.
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker: NASCAR is white trash bordem.
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van: Yeah.
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink: Can we say Jager Bombs?
Battle 16: Ebonics: Oh snaps.
Re: Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!!
Battle 01: Optimius Prime
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution (wins by default, i've never played itg)
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen
Battle 09: Superman (N64)
Battle 10: Brian Ho
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha (haven't read either, but this sounds good)
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime (what can i say, I'm a pussy
)
Battle 13: god please no
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Battle 15: Full Throttle Energy Drink
Battle 16: 1337(ebonics can kiss my ass, my slc spoke nothing but lol)
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution (wins by default, i've never played itg)
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen
Battle 09: Superman (N64)
Battle 10: Brian Ho
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha (haven't read either, but this sounds good)
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime (what can i say, I'm a pussy
)Battle 13: god please no
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van
Battle 15: Full Throttle Energy Drink
Battle 16: 1337(ebonics can kiss my ass, my slc spoke nothing but lol)
YAGUCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Battle 01: Optimus all the way, all the way.
Battle 02: Magic the Gathering owns, hands down.
Battle 03: Mega Man! especially if played by vin diesel. har!
Battle 04: Eh, probably Cloud. Because then I could have Yuna!
Battle 05: Bugs.
Battle 06: Eh, In the Groove. At least it's doing something.
Battle 07: RAMEN.
Battle 08: PSP
Battle 09: Superman
Battle 10: HO
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha, I guess.
Battle 12: I prefer a combination of the two, but I'll have to say action.
Battle 13: Poker, which is just slightly less lame than NASCAR.
Battle 14: The General Lee!
Battle 15: No preference. I like my heart in one piece.
Battle 16: How about English? Ok, 1337
Battle 02: Magic the Gathering owns, hands down.
Battle 03: Mega Man! especially if played by vin diesel. har!
Battle 04: Eh, probably Cloud. Because then I could have Yuna!
Battle 05: Bugs.
Battle 06: Eh, In the Groove. At least it's doing something.
Battle 07: RAMEN.
Battle 08: PSP
Battle 09: Superman
Battle 10: HO
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha, I guess.
Battle 12: I prefer a combination of the two, but I'll have to say action.
Battle 13: Poker, which is just slightly less lame than NASCAR.
Battle 14: The General Lee!
Battle 15: No preference. I like my heart in one piece.
Battle 16: How about English? Ok, 1337
OP- Megatron would've been a better match.
M:tG- annoying anime.
Megaman- Oldskool!
Cloud- Actually played it.
Mickey Mouse- Bugs is irritating, and it could be a hot chick in the mouse suit.
DDR- Not short\flexible enough to consider the 3+ arrow moves.
Ramen- Pocky is a great snack, but ramen rules all.
PSP- Better launch handling, excellent graphics; wouldn't vote if we got some of the odd JP DS games.
Aquaman?- Supes is bland, Fishboy rules most of the world, and has a sweet hook. Don't know jack about the games, don't want to.
NV- Both swell guys.
Geisha- Code fooled a bunch of idiots with pure tripe, almost worth voting in because of this.
Shonen(action) Anime- Tired of anime based on hentai games.
Poker- Would rather watch drunken frat boys lose their money than wait for a likely unsatisfying wreck.
Mr. T- I don't care about the van, it belongs to T, and I pity the fool that votes against it.
Red Bull- Jagerbombs.
1337- Much harder to use this in actual speech.
M:tG- annoying anime.
Megaman- Oldskool!
Cloud- Actually played it.
Mickey Mouse- Bugs is irritating, and it could be a hot chick in the mouse suit.
DDR- Not short\flexible enough to consider the 3+ arrow moves.
Ramen- Pocky is a great snack, but ramen rules all.
PSP- Better launch handling, excellent graphics; wouldn't vote if we got some of the odd JP DS games.
Aquaman?- Supes is bland, Fishboy rules most of the world, and has a sweet hook. Don't know jack about the games, don't want to.
NV- Both swell guys.
Geisha- Code fooled a bunch of idiots with pure tripe, almost worth voting in because of this.
Shonen(action) Anime- Tired of anime based on hentai games.
Poker- Would rather watch drunken frat boys lose their money than wait for a likely unsatisfying wreck.
Mr. T- I don't care about the van, it belongs to T, and I pity the fool that votes against it.
Red Bull- Jagerbombs.
1337- Much harder to use this in actual speech.
The same blue sky in a strange new world...
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Re: Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!!
Battle 1: Optimus, duh.
Battle 2: MTG, since it's not a race for rarity.
Battle 3: MegaMan, obviously.
Battle 4: Cloud. I have nothing more to say on this.
Battle 5: Bugs Bunny. Calm, easy-going, but cross him, and you're screwed.
Battle 6: DDR (I haven't tried the other, so I can't vote for it.)
Battle 7: Ummm...Ramen is more versatile. ^_^
Battle 8: PSP. Sleek design, awesome graphics, cool games.
Battle 9: Hmmm...I guess Superman, but I'm just going on the Hero standpoint, not the game.
Battle 10: Ho!!! Though I have been to Jesus' birthday party... >_>
Battle 11: Da Vinci Code. I haven't read the other, and the bit I did read of this seemed interesting, even if it was false.
Battle 12: Can it in all possibility be a mix of the two, like an action anime with cute characters?
Battle 13: Poker. At least there's strategy and stuffs. Not to mention anyone can do it.
Battle 14: Ummmm...???
Battle 15: Neither. I don't need energy drinks.
Battle 16: 1337, of course. ^_^ Almost no one on these forums has the right to use the former.
Battle 2: MTG, since it's not a race for rarity.
Battle 3: MegaMan, obviously.
Battle 4: Cloud. I have nothing more to say on this.
Battle 5: Bugs Bunny. Calm, easy-going, but cross him, and you're screwed.
Battle 6: DDR (I haven't tried the other, so I can't vote for it.)
Battle 7: Ummm...Ramen is more versatile. ^_^
Battle 8: PSP. Sleek design, awesome graphics, cool games.
Battle 9: Hmmm...I guess Superman, but I'm just going on the Hero standpoint, not the game.
Battle 10: Ho!!! Though I have been to Jesus' birthday party... >_>
Battle 11: Da Vinci Code. I haven't read the other, and the bit I did read of this seemed interesting, even if it was false.
Battle 12: Can it in all possibility be a mix of the two, like an action anime with cute characters?
Battle 13: Poker. At least there's strategy and stuffs. Not to mention anyone can do it.
Battle 14: Ummmm...???
Battle 15: Neither. I don't need energy drinks.
Battle 16: 1337, of course. ^_^ Almost no one on these forums has the right to use the former.
Battle 01: Optimius Prime
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Cloud (WTF is this?)
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse (Duh!)
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution ('Cause I never played ITG)
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket (Though, I have a DS, the both are pretty, cool)
Battle 09: Aquaman (XBox) (??? never played either)
Battle 10: Brian Ho (This was tough, but on IndyDDR, aren't Ho and Jesus the same?)
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime (Aw, what the hell? You know you love it)
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of NASCAR (My cuz races, not NASCAR yet, but will in about 2 years, SHE is/always has been in the top 3 in her career of racing)
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van (...Uh?)
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink (Never had either, but I like the sound of having wings!)
Battle 16: Ebonics (This one was a hard choice!)
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Cloud (WTF is this?)
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse (Duh!)
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution ('Cause I never played ITG)
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket (Though, I have a DS, the both are pretty, cool)
Battle 09: Aquaman (XBox) (??? never played either)
Battle 10: Brian Ho (This was tough, but on IndyDDR, aren't Ho and Jesus the same?)
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime (Aw, what the hell? You know you love it)
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of NASCAR (My cuz races, not NASCAR yet, but will in about 2 years, SHE is/always has been in the top 3 in her career of racing)
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van (...Uh?)
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink (Never had either, but I like the sound of having wings!)
Battle 16: Ebonics (This one was a hard choice!)
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Re: Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!!
Battle 01: Optimius Prime: Too Easy, plus he's Jewish and wears a wierd looking hat thingy
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering: The game that started my nerd-dom
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man): Old-School over New School
Battle 04: Cloud: No comment can do this justice so...erm...BUSTER SWORD
Battle 05: TIE: In the enven of a draw, I pick Roadrunner
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution : I am yet to play ITG
Battle 07: Pocky: Im hooked on this shit
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket: Screen is amazing, I want one!
Battle 09: Superman (N64): Nintendo > Microsoft
Battle 10: Jesus: Sorry Brian, you are a cool dude, but Jesus has that wicked awesome facial hair
Battle 11: Have read neither...want to tho!
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime : Violence > Love
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker: Poker wins me money
Battle 14: The General Lee: As long as Jessica Simpson is nowhere near it
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink: Again, JagerBombs
Battle 16: 1337: w00t...OMGLOL11111
That was fun, lets do it again sometime
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering: The game that started my nerd-dom
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man): Old-School over New School
Battle 04: Cloud: No comment can do this justice so...erm...BUSTER SWORD
Battle 05: TIE: In the enven of a draw, I pick Roadrunner
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution : I am yet to play ITG
Battle 07: Pocky: Im hooked on this shit
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket: Screen is amazing, I want one!
Battle 09: Superman (N64): Nintendo > Microsoft
Battle 10: Jesus: Sorry Brian, you are a cool dude, but Jesus has that wicked awesome facial hair
Battle 11: Have read neither...want to tho!
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime : Violence > Love
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker: Poker wins me money
Battle 14: The General Lee: As long as Jessica Simpson is nowhere near it
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink: Again, JagerBombs
Battle 16: 1337: w00t...OMGLOL11111
That was fun, lets do it again sometime
And the answer is: Yes, I did in fact, jack this idea from OrangeLounger. Booya.
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Battle 01: What?
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Right.
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse
Battle 06: In The Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Iono
Battle 09: Havent played Either
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho ... Dang yo thats hard~!
Battle 11: Good question
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of NASCAR...Ive always been around nascar
Battle 14: again..what?
Battle 15: Red bull tastes like shit and i've never had the other.
Battle 16: Ebonics
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Right.
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse
Battle 06: In The Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles
Battle 08: Iono
Battle 09: Havent played Either
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho ... Dang yo thats hard~!
Battle 11: Good question
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of NASCAR...Ive always been around nascar
Battle 14: again..what?
Battle 15: Red bull tastes like shit and i've never had the other.
Battle 16: Ebonics
~*Erica*~
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Re: Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!!
Battle 01: Optimius Prime
Battle 02: Pokemon.
Battle 03: Rock Man (were you guys even old enough to play this when it came out?)
Battle 04: Yiffy
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution
Battle 07: ^__________________________________^
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64)
Battle 10: Brian Ho
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha yay whores.
Battle 12: t('_'t) IMMA FUK U UP
Battle 13: DALE (Nascar.)
Battle 14: The General Lee There's always trouble in Hazard County
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink gimme some jager with it plz
Battle 16: Ebonics fuck "leet" anything
Battle 02: Pokemon.
Battle 03: Rock Man (were you guys even old enough to play this when it came out?)
Battle 04: Yiffy
Battle 05: Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution
Battle 07: ^__________________________________^
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64)
Battle 10: Brian Ho
Battle 11: Memiors of a Geisha yay whores.
Battle 12: t('_'t) IMMA FUK U UP
Battle 13: DALE (Nascar.)
Battle 14: The General Lee There's always trouble in Hazard County
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink gimme some jager with it plz
Battle 16: Ebonics fuck "leet" anything
Then practice masturbation??And YES!
I do have too much time on my hands.
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Re: Grubb's Abstract Consept Battle!!!!
1. I have no idea what the fuck that is.Grubb wrote:Similar to GoR's User Battle, only the battle is between abstract consepts.
First round's Lineup!
Battle 01: Optimius Prime -VS- Cobra Commander
Battle 02: Yu-Gi-Oh! -VS- Magic: The Gathering
Battle 03: Master Chief -VS- Mega Man (Rock Man)
Battle 04: Cloud -VS- Tidus
Battle 05: Mickey Mouse -VS- Bugs Bunny
Battle 06: Dance Dance Revolution -VS- In The Groove
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles -VS- Pocky
Battle 08: Game Boy Dual Screen -VS- Playstation Pocket
Battle 09: Superman (N64) -VS- Aquaman (XBox)
Battle 10: Jesus -VS- Brian Ho
Battle 11: The Da Vinci Code -VS- Memiors of a Geisha
Battle 12: Cutesy/Love Anime -VS- Action/Violence Anime
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker -VS- Growing Popularity of NASCAR
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van -VS- The General Lee
Battle 15: Red Bull Energy Drink -VS- Full Throttle Energy Drink
Battle 16: Ebonics -VS- 1337
And YES!
I do have too much time on my hands.
2. magic
3. *points meekly at #1*
4. *ditto*
5. bugs bunny
6. itg
7. both disgusting...the only reason people like them is b/c they're asian
8. psp
9. superman
10. ho
11. memoirs of a geisha (omg good book)
12. cutesy/love
13. poker
14. mr t's van
15. red bull
16. ebonics
I'm IndyDDR's Favourite #1 Bitch
Battle 01: Optimius Prime: No contest
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering: Pokemon was just...wrong
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man): Classic
Battle 04: Tidus: Cloud was too overhyped, plus Dan has a hentai of Cloud and Sepheroth quit quit [inside joke swy]
Battle 05: Cadbury Bunny: The delisiosity is mind-boggling
Battle 06: Pump It Up: Please, no contest
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles: Pocky is good, but Ramen is heaven
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket: The new Ipod
Battle 09: White-Hating Coon (Chasing Amy, not flamebait)
Battle 10: Jesus: Who do you heathens think you're kidding, not him.
Battle 11: FUCK THEM BOTH, THEY ARE LEH SUXORS
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime: Schoolgirls are a little annoying after like 2 episodes
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker: As a fan of real racing, I despise the ways of NASCAR
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van: I pity the fool who changes my oil
Battle 15: Mountain Dew AMP: Roxors
Battle 16: Ebonics: At least I can understand it
Battle 02: Magic: The Gathering: Pokemon was just...wrong
Battle 03: Mega Man (Rock Man): Classic
Battle 04: Tidus: Cloud was too overhyped, plus Dan has a hentai of Cloud and Sepheroth quit quit [inside joke swy]
Battle 05: Cadbury Bunny: The delisiosity is mind-boggling
Battle 06: Pump It Up: Please, no contest
Battle 07: Ramen Noodles: Pocky is good, but Ramen is heaven
Battle 08: Playstation Pocket: The new Ipod
Battle 09: White-Hating Coon (Chasing Amy, not flamebait)
Battle 10: Jesus: Who do you heathens think you're kidding, not him.
Battle 11: FUCK THEM BOTH, THEY ARE LEH SUXORS
Battle 12: Action/Violence Anime: Schoolgirls are a little annoying after like 2 episodes
Battle 13: Growing Popularity of Poker: As a fan of real racing, I despise the ways of NASCAR
Battle 14: Mr. T's Custom GMC Van: I pity the fool who changes my oil
Battle 15: Mountain Dew AMP: Roxors
Battle 16: Ebonics: At least I can understand it
01: Big robot.
02: Fire.
03: Blue Bomber.
04: The metrosexual one. Yeah, I'm confused, too.
05: Donald Duck.
06: Gay dancing game.
07: Wendy's Value Menu.
08: Lynx.
09: Maker's Mark.
10: Brian, but only if Jesus is sans his guns.
11: Fire, again.
12: Absurdity.
13: Maker's Mark, again.
14: Yes.
15: Meat.
16: 73.
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
02: Fire.
03: Blue Bomber.
04: The metrosexual one. Yeah, I'm confused, too.
05: Donald Duck.
06: Gay dancing game.
07: Wendy's Value Menu.
08: Lynx.
09: Maker's Mark.
10: Brian, but only if Jesus is sans his guns.
11: Fire, again.
12: Absurdity.
13: Maker's Mark, again.
14: Yes.
15: Meat.
16: 73.
Sorry. I couldn't resist.