[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

sam · Post by **sam** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:14 pm

how does one shape a beard into a penis or a sheep? it's just a beard!

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:24 pm

lots of gel and a careful hand.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:43 pm

I think you should shave swirls into it

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:00 pm

Tie it off into two forks, and braid them. Then hang ornaments from it, like...
sheep! And a penis!

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:54 pm

sam wrote:how does one shape a beard into a penis or a sheep? it's just a beard!

1. Cut shape of penis into a sheet pf paper.
2. Place piece of paper over spot you wish to shave penis into.
3. Shave exposed areas
4. Profit.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:36 pm

man's greatest invention.... the pizza cooker.

sam · Post by **sam** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:15 am

malictus · Post by **malictus** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:53 pm

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SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:35 pm

sam wrote:God's greatest creation...Chuck Norris
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

That's silly to suggest that Chuck Norris was created. He created God, but gave credit to God for everything else.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:01 am

And Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris is a giant supernova of awesomeness now known as the big bang.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:38 am

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
~George Carlin

FLAKK · Post by **FLAKK** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:56 am

Yume_Taira · Post by **Yume_Taira** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:23 am

FLAKK wrote:

That's FANTASTIC!!! Especially considering I only started playing that Saturday. Wow...how did he make that lovely hat?

FLAKK · Post by **FLAKK** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:01 pm

the picture is gone now. too bad if you didn't see it.

Yume_Taira · Post by **Yume_Taira** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:24 pm

FLAKK wrote:the picture is gone now. too bad if you didn't see it.

Darn it! I should have saved it while I had the chance!!!