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Stupidest song lyric ever

"Love was when I loved you" - Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
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"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" - Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
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Stupidest song lyric ever

Post by malictus » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:30 pm

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Post by Potter » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:20 pm

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Post by King of Bondage » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:27 pm

"Down in the basement, they got lace whips" - Tonedeff - Shag

It's not stupid...It's just gay...
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Post by SirPhobos » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:06 pm

Proof that music is going down the shitter on a daily basis:

Black Eyed Peas wrote: What you gon' do wit all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do wit all the ass
All that ass inside those jeans.
I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do wit all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
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Post by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:15 pm

I don't think that the Shakira lyric is supposed to be taken literally. :roll:

When I hear it, I think that she's happy her breasts are small so that the guy she's after (and guys in general) doesn't make a huge deal about them.

Obviously, it's a figurative statement. The same thing applies to earlier in the song when she says her lips spill kisses like a fountain. Her lips obviously aren't flooding out kisses. She's just generous with the one she loves.
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Post by Original Sin » Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:48 pm

Still, singing about ones breasts is rather....well, stupid.
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Post by sam » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:28 pm

tap on my window knock on my door
i want to make you feel beautiful



how self centered can you be?! shit!
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Post by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:34 pm

Original Sin wrote:Still, singing about ones breasts is rather....well, stupid.
There are a lot of stupid things to be singing about. And when you're doing it figuratively (when a lot of the rest of the song is about her comparing her body to other things anyway), it's not so stupid.
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Post by Original Sin » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:47 pm

It's better than the damn hump song, but still not scoring too high on the billboard of lyrical skill.

System of a Down's 'Lonely Day' kinda irks me, too. the line 'the most lonliest day of my life,' always throws me off.
I don't mind the rest of the song, but that one just kinda... I dunno, it would flow better as 'the lonlinest day of my life,' and sound a tad more professional to boot.
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Post by XeroCi » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:19 pm

http://normand1.ytmnd.com/

This is the worst ever.
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Post by malictus » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:47 pm

Original Sin wrote:System of a Down's 'Lonely Day' kinda irks me, too. the line 'the most lonliest day of my life,' always throws me off.
I don't mind the rest of the song, but that one just kinda... I dunno, it would flow better as 'the lonlinest day of my life,' and sound a tad more professional to boot.
I think that song is sorta tongue-in-cheek (at least I hear it that way), so I guess that grammatical problem doesn't bug me too much. But I always get thrown off by the line 'seven years has gone so fast' in that Green Day song, because I want him to say 'seven years HAVE gone so fast'.
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Post by lgolem » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:50 pm

Ok....all those who play PiU will agree with me on this one....THE WORST SONG EVER...Lyrics the song in general.....THE WORST SONG EVER..............Hate by BanYa
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Post by gasflame » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:38 pm

Got my vans on but they look like sneakers....-the pack

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Post by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:06 am

The lyrics to the Vans song suck, but...I can't change the station when I'm listening to it. o_o Even when I'm thinking of how lame the lyrics are... x_x
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Post by Original Sin » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:52 am

gasflame wrote: They're running out of things to rap about...
They havn't rapped about anything good in many years.
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