[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
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WhiteDragon
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I once used the wrong size wrench on my nipples and stripped them... I just bought bright shiny new ones and replaced the old ones after I tore them off.
my nipples are always outside, I never cover them, in the winter they get really cold.
my nipples are always outside, I never cover them, in the winter they get really cold.
dance1005 wrote:Fucking retarded bots, bumping threads with dildos.
...WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING THIS?!http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 0812934446
The secret to life is, oh look! Something Shiny!
heh, cuz it's pretty funny...and true. I use Firefox.
Where is Blaze...doesn't he have an icon that shows firefox totally eating IE?!
Where is Blaze...doesn't he have an icon that shows firefox totally eating IE?!
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCOLIPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE.
MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG WHISTLING FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENCE PLATE SAID "FRESH" AND IT HAD A DICE IN THE MIRROR, IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS "RARE" BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT" "YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR" I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. I GUARANTEE IT.
MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG WHISTLING FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENCE PLATE SAID "FRESH" AND IT HAD A DICE IN THE MIRROR, IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS "RARE" BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT" "YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR" I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. I GUARANTEE IT.
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sam
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setup xgl on ubuntu today. works really nice on my laptop, definitly a great replacement for windows. I can run my precious WoW and get pretty eye candy too!
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Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
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Ohnononono.
Zimmer stories are not copywrite GoR. They're submitted here by GoR, copywrite 4chan.org.
He writes the ones that he posts here, however.
Mexy, yours was awesome, though. XD XD XD I mean, I'm sitting in the library parking lot with my lappy, giggling about God-schlongs. XD XD XD
I think you deserve a couple Little Hugs next time I see you. XD
Zimmer stories are not copywrite GoR. They're submitted here by GoR, copywrite 4chan.org.
He writes the ones that he posts here, however.
Mexy, yours was awesome, though. XD XD XD I mean, I'm sitting in the library parking lot with my lappy, giggling about God-schlongs. XD XD XD
I think you deserve a couple Little Hugs next time I see you. XD
No more eggs! 
An actual signature will come soon, I suppose.
An actual signature will come soon, I suppose.
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sam
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WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SNAPSHOT!
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7097/untitled4du.jpg
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7097/untitled4du.jpg
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