Good ways to propose

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:35 pm

Not that I am thinking about it quite yet (well, I AM, just not within the next few months), I thought it would be fun to hear ideas of how to propose in creative ways.

Here's mine:

Slide the ring into my butt so it fits real nice and tight in sphincter. That night when we get in bed, tell her I want to experiment a little and to put her finger in my butt, and that way the ring will just slide right onto her finger.

What are your ideas?

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:05 pm

Tell her you had a great proposal all ready to go but some damn midget and his cronies stole the ring from you and threw it in a volcano.

Then pop open the box and say JK LOL

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:34 pm

Cbav · Post by **Cbav** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:03 pm

Potter wrote:LOL

LOL

BeatmaniacIIDX · Post by **BeatmaniacIIDX** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:20 am

Tie ring to cock.

When she finds a surprise like that, you'll get head alot more often.

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:08 am

I will LOL when you explain to your future children how you proposed.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:40 am

Slap her in the face with your cock, and say "Marry me, whore."

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:51 am

Original Sin wrote:Slap her in the face with your cock, and say "Marry me, whore."

THIS

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:28 am

And if she says yes, slap her again and yell "Who's the boss?!"

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:07 pm

Okay now I want serious ideas, GO.

lgolem · Post by **lgolem** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:50 pm

why, planning on popping the question there scott underwood?

The one time I did it, I just did the typical, take her out to dinner at a nice fancy dinner and then got on one knee and asked her to marry me when we got to her place. It worked fine and she was surprised so it all worked out, till she turned more psychotic then I dumped her cause she got mad at me for something retarded. But that won't happen to you cause Meg is not a psycho.

Take her to one of those really nice Italian places near the square of b-town, there are 2 of them, one is REALLLLLLLLLLLY fancy and VERY expensive, the other is fancy but not r-tardedly expensive. Gratci is the latter one, the one that is fancy but not as expensive, right on the square. I don't recall the REALLY expensive place, but I say the plain and regular method is just as surprising and works just as well, but that is just me.

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:05 pm

put the ring on her finger while she's sleeping, put all the calenders a month ahead, and when she wakes up act like you've been engaged for a month already and she can't remember because of "the accident"

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:07 pm

hascoolnickname wrote:put the ring on her finger while she's sleeping, put all the calenders a month ahead, and when she wakes up act like you've been engaged for a month already and she can't remember because of "the accident"

lolz win.

hermione · Post by **hermione** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:10 pm

Potter proposed to me. He made a stoop for me to stand on out of Harry Potter books that he owns, got down on one knee, and gave me a pet messanger owl. It was by far the most romantic thing ever. I lifted Potter over my shoulder and proceded to lead him to the bedroom where I made frantic teenage love to him on his parent's bed while we watched a Disney Movie.

Most. Romantic. Night. Ever.

WhiteDragon · Post by **WhiteDragon** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:07 am

hermione wrote:Potter proposed to me. He made a stoop for me to stand on out of Harry Potter books that he owns, got down on one knee, and gave me a pet messanger owl. It was by far the most romantic thing ever. I lifted Potter over my shoulder and proceded to lead him to the bedroom where I made frantic teenage love to him on his parent's bed while we watched a Disney Movie.

Most. Romantic. Night. Ever.

Fucking liar!

Everyone knows Potter's parents were killed by Voldemort. They don't have a bed.