Happy Birthday Merk
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- Merk
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk
Thanks guys, here's to many more years of me and IndyDDR!
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No one posts on the weekend but I did turn 29 this last Saturday.
Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
Re: Happy Birthday Merk
HEY! My 30s have been pretty darn good overall.Merk wrote:Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
Also, happy birthday! How'd you do at the casino?
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I did not gamble a single dollar! You would think that as a gamblin' fool I would be all over the casino trying to win cash dollars but, meh, I decided to just hang out and watch other people gamble. I really like playing real-ass craps and poker but Indiana Grand only offers the electronic versions of those games which I do not like - if I'm going to gamble I'd prefer to do it on something I enjoy, you know?
Re: Happy Birthday Merk
We should go to the Horseshoe in Cincinnati. It's not that far away. It's non-smoking. It has real ass table games.
AND WE CAN PLAY PAIGOW!
AND WE CAN PLAY PAIGOW!
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Th.... They have Paigow?! WhaaaAAAAAAA?
I didn't think Paigow had enough interest outside of Vegas...
I didn't think Paigow had enough interest outside of Vegas...
Re: Happy Birthday Merk
You did not hyphenate, so I have hyphenated for you. I hope I put it in the right place.Ho wrote:It has real ass-table games.
A normality test:
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk
You did. Perhaps you saw that Samsung has real ass table games to test their phones.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk
I dunno, it seems the 30 somethings on here know how to have fun.Merk wrote:No one posts on the weekend but I did turn 29 this last Saturday.
Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
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JESUS CHRIST I'M OLD AS FUCK
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Oh shit I'm 33
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk
happy birthday nerddddd
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