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Cars, Minecraft, cookies, speech impediments, cosplay, 5-key Beet, and good times. These are some of the words one could use when referring to the man, the myth, the Whitedragon, Mr. Tim.

I hope you have a great birthday! Do you have any exciting birthday plans?!

Well hey at least I celebrated your birthday! There's something to be said for that!

I had my own private celebration.

I celebrated the day by driving home from Atlanta with a girl asleep in my passenger seat most of the way.

I enjoy those days as well.

Ho wrote:I enjoy those days as well.

WhiteDragon wrote:I celebrated the day by driving home from Atlanta with a girl asleep in my passenger seat most of the way.

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER AT ALL AT ANY POINT IN EITHER OF YOUR LIVES?!

No.

Tim.... No.... This is ACEN all over again. I know it goes against your conscience (mine too) but sometimes you just have to go for gold in these situations and not take it to heart if you get a snap back. I don't know shit about ACEN, but I do know lots and lots of shady stuff goes on in those hotel rooms and a lot of nerds are just looking to do drugs and fuck since what happens at ACEN stays at ACEN.

Would this constitute a lady ban?

"Tim was pulling an 8 hour drive all alone with a lady in his car and did not so much as put the mack on her. Sometimes the road can bring about a self-imposed lady ban."

Moral of the story: if two people are put in a room together long enough, eventually they are going to bang.

Merk wrote:Moral of the story: if two people are put in a room together long enough, eventually they are going to bang.

Unless it contradicts their sexual preference... then they'll just result to cannibalism. (desire for food > desire for sex).

hahaha

Yes, you make a good point.

Merk wrote:Moral of the story: if two people are put in a room together long enough, eventually they are going to bang.

Merk, where should we book?

http://www.virginiahotel.com/

It's for lovers.

I definitely initially read that as http://www.vaginahotel.com

(For the love of Pete, don't click that at work. Actually, I have no idea what it is, but I think it's probably a safe bet that it's NSFW.)

Happy birthday, Tim! We will see each other tonight and talk about good times.