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[Merk]

Whoever has Tom Brady look forward to getting about 40 points from him off the Jets

[Ho]

That'd be me. Go, go gadget autopick!

[Merk]

JAH! Kush bombaclot!

[Merk]

Jesus Christ that was an awful game yesterday. Remember when I said Tom Brady was going to get a lot of fantasy points?

My B, I didn't think the Patriots' receiving corps would catch a case of the butterfingers. I mean sure, it was rainy, but I don't get paid millions of dollars to not catch a footbaw and neither should they.

[Riot]

ugh my stupid mans are so bad!

[Merk]

ughhhghghghgh I've been getting fucked hard in sports betting this year.

[Ho]

ugh my stupid mans are so bad!

You were supposed to beat me this week...and that was *before* Brady stunk up the joint.

[SoDeepPolaris]

My team in this league is massively underperforming.

[Merk]

Remember that one time when Maurice Jones-Drew was an elite running back? The Jaguars are on 0-16 watch this year, how can they win a single game when they can't move the ball on offense?

ORLANDO, Fla. -- An Orlando television station has issued an on-air explanation for why it aired the struggling Jacksonville Jaguars while many NFL fans probably would have preferred seeing the Denver Broncos-New York Giants game, a possible Super Bowl preview featuring Peyton and Eli Manning.

WKMG TV issued the scrolled message on Sunday. It read that NFL policy states the station must carry all Jags away games. The end of the message said: "We apologize for any inconvenience.''

Viewers then took to Twitter to remark on what many saw as an apology from the station.

But WKMG vice president and general manager Skip Valet says the arrangement is nothing new. He says for nearly two decades Orlando has been designated the secondary Jaguars market and has carried all the away games. As he put it: "I know it's frustrating, but as a CBS station in this market you have to carry the away games.''

The Jaguars ended up losing to the Raiders, 19-9, in a game in which they went more than 36 minutes without a first down and didn't generate any offense until it was out of hand.

Last week, the Jags scored an NFL-low two points, and they are coming off the worst season in franchise history. They have missed the playoffs 11 of the last 13 years.

[Merk]

Well, uh, I guess the star player of the Cleveland Browns is on the Colts now. For those not in the know, Trent Richardson is a RB and the only player on the Cleveland Browns worth a God damn. Trent's production last year (his one and only season) was a bit lackluster but that's to be expected when opposing team's defenses block the run every. fucking. play. since they know you're a one trick pony.

Colts got a steal, I can't believe we have a RB that isn't some no name chump. This can only improve the passing game since defenses have to plan for the run against us now. I think we're a legit contender for a 9-7 record and a wildcard spot.

[Merk]

Welp, the fucking Eagles blue balled everyone in true Eagles fashion to make everyone think they were legit. God damn it. I will never gamble on a god damn Eagles game for the rest of this year.

[Merk]

RIP Brandon Weeden we hardly knew ye. Bring on the Brandon Hoyer 3rd stringer experience!





But for reals, Colts fucking won in a game I was fully expecting to be a blowout loss. We still have a legit chance to go 9-7, make it to the playoffs and lose in the first round!



In other news this is by far the worst year I've ever had for sports betting but hey, if the Colts go 9-7 or better and the Jets go 6-10 or worse then I'll more than make up for my losses wooooooo!

[Riot]

That crazy lady kinda looks like Jenn!

[JzN]

I don't even know what american foot ball is but hell im loving these gifs.

[MonMotha]

I don't even know what american foot ball is but hell im loving these gifs.

Think Rugby but with less blood.

..and nothing to do with what Europeans call "football".

...or the crazy hodgepodge "a little bit of everything" that is apparently "Australian rules football", either.