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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
Man, how are y'all feenin about Fantaji Footbaw this year? I'm feeling p good about crushing little Riot this week and his babby mans.
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I hate everything about this year. My team is so bad and I quit. I hope all of your mans' arms fall off.
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
You should have picked different mans! You might have to dip into free agency and get different mans!
Colts season is still over, they needed a God damn miracle interception in order to take the lead and they would have blown that at the last minute had the Titans' RB not forgotten that he needed to run towards the endzone and not away from it.
Colts season is still over, they needed a God damn miracle interception in order to take the lead and they would have blown that at the last minute had the Titans' RB not forgotten that he needed to run towards the endzone and not away from it.
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
Shout outs to Brian for getting 227 points this week. That is by far the most points I've ever seen scored in a league with our type of scoring and some quick Googling tells me that that is easily a top 10 score for this week across all of Yahoo!
Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
I can't remember seeing a > 200 score in our league since we've been doing this. Every one of my mans outperformed their projections. I was pretty surprised. I'll be watching my back today to make sure no one tries to dump the Gatorade on me.
What happened to Zach? It's like didn't set his team this week.
Haha...these summary reports are great!
Arrow Smashers Beats the Pants Off Awesome Cats
Week 3
Arrow Smashers amassed the highest score of the season and clobbered Awesome Cats 227.72 to 70.00. While Awesome Cats (1-2) is only a game back of Arrow Smashers (2-1), it has a lot to do with luck because total points tells a different story, 439.54 to 234.40. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 157.72-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the highest recorded in the league this season. To make matters worse, Awesome Cats had a starter score zero points (Drew Brees).
What happened to Zach? It's like didn't set his team this week.
Haha...these summary reports are great!
Arrow Smashers Beats the Pants Off Awesome Cats
Week 3
Arrow Smashers amassed the highest score of the season and clobbered Awesome Cats 227.72 to 70.00. While Awesome Cats (1-2) is only a game back of Arrow Smashers (2-1), it has a lot to do with luck because total points tells a different story, 439.54 to 234.40. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 157.72-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the highest recorded in the league this season. To make matters worse, Awesome Cats had a starter score zero points (Drew Brees).
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
I can't speak for SDP but I think he pays only a little attention to this league.
Which is bullshit because if he wins we will win a sweet hundred dollars to help pay for med school!
Which is bullshit because if he wins we will win a sweet hundred dollars to help pay for med school!
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
Yesh, yesh it issssssssss.
It was offered to the winner last year (The Lulz) but he did not accept my offer.
It was offered to the winner last year (The Lulz) but he did not accept my offer.
Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
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hahahahahah
FOOTBAR DESUKA?
FOOTBAR DESUKA?
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
I guess, surprise surprise, all those Daily Fantasy Sports (DraftKings, FanDuel) sites don't disallow employees from a site to play on a competitors site and employees are using lineup data from their own site to get an edge on other sites. For example, a dude employed at DraftKings used lineup info he got from DraftKings to make a lineup on FanDuel to win a good chunk of money. Since there's not much difference in player lineup distribution between the two sites, the employee was able to more or less "bet against the public" and build rosters that, if the player performed well, would have a significant edge against the public.
http://nypost.com/2015/10/05/draftkings ... n-fanduel/
Oh and the PR lady for DraftKings posted some racist as fuck tweet lololol: http://nypost.com/2015/10/06/pr-guru-wh ... s-scandal/
KEEP IN MIND THAT ONLINE POKER IS STILL ILLEGAL IN AMERICA
http://nypost.com/2015/10/05/draftkings ... n-fanduel/
Oh and the PR lady for DraftKings posted some racist as fuck tweet lololol: http://nypost.com/2015/10/06/pr-guru-wh ... s-scandal/
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
She was featured in a book about public shaming:
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
Merk, I want to hear your thoughts on the trick play. Why on earth did he snap the ball and not take a delay of game or call a timeout?
Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
As they came off the field, you could clearly see Pagano asking "Why did you snap it?" or something along those lines.
They were trying to draw a foul. They were never supposed to snap it on that play. My guess is that the intent was to just take the delay of game.
They were trying to draw a foul. They were never supposed to snap it on that play. My guess is that the intent was to just take the delay of game.
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Re: Fantasy Footbaw 6: Finaru Fantaji Fewtbo
Yeah, snapping the ball was an absolute blunder on Griff Whalen's part. The goal was likely to draw an offsides penalty (which would have given a first down had the Colts lined up right) or make New England burn a timeout which, honestly, I could see New England or any other team doing since the Colts lined up in a very unorthodox way.
In any case, that fuck up took out any momentum the Colts could muster and they proceeded to play like garbage. I will contest though that had the refs called the on-side kick after the Brady pick-six correctly then it would have been a whole different ball game and likely would have been a 14-point switch in favor of the Colts. Not sure how they missed the clear recovery of the ball after it squirted out from underneath the NE linemen.
In any case, that fuck up took out any momentum the Colts could muster and they proceeded to play like garbage. I will contest though that had the refs called the on-side kick after the Brady pick-six correctly then it would have been a whole different ball game and likely would have been a 14-point switch in favor of the Colts. Not sure how they missed the clear recovery of the ball after it squirted out from underneath the NE linemen.