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Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:13 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Miami Metro is filled with the WORST cops on the planet. Sure, cops in other countries take bribes, but the don't run around killing people on a whim. I guess there's a little dark passenger in all of us LOL.

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:49 pm
by Merk
How is even the social media about this show awful?

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Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:49 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
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Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:25 am
by Potter
looool

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:33 am
by Potter
reallyyyy good read

"Dexter’s Terrible Final Season and How Breaking Bad Ruined the Series"

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood ... the-series

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:30 pm
by Fluffyumpkins

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:07 pm
by Merk
And Dexter became a lumberjack.... The end.

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Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:15 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
I don't think I can bring myself to watch the series finale.

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:25 am
by Merk
* Deb gets shot but doesn't die, she turns into a vegetable, Dexter visits her in the hospital and mercy kills her by pulling the plug

* Dexter kills the dude who shot Deb inside an interview room at Miami Metro. In true Dexter fashion, Miami Metro says that Dexter killed the guy in self-defense and Dexter gets away with murder.

* Hannah and Harrison go to Argentina with the thought that Dexter will catch up to them later.

* Dexter buries Deb at sea and then drives into a hurricane, Miami Metro, Hannah, and Harrison presumes that Dexter is dead. Fade to black.

* Fade-in on the wreckage of Dexter's boat. Dexter is a lumberjack in some Pacific Northwest / Maine looking area, he has just returned from his shift to a barren home, he looks sullenly out a window...


Basically, Dexter doesn't get caught or die and no one ever finds out about his secret. Dexter chooses exile

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:27 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Merk wrote:Yup, here's the end of the show:

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Deb gets mortally wounded and is at the hospital, Quinn calls Dexter to come see her as she'll die soon, ultimately after a series inconsequential things Dexter and Quinn team up, Quinn captures and kills Saxon, Deb dies in surgery, Quinn helps Dexter/Hannah/Harrison escape and they make it to Argentina, the hurricane washes all the bodies Dexter has dumped over the years ashore leading to media reports about a possible Bay Harbor Butcher copycat on the loose AND the show ends with Quinn watching someone Dexter style in a car then says "tonight's the night" because for no apparent reason he has decided to become the new Dexter.
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Fuck this fucking show.
Reddit dumb-dumb.

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:47 am
by Merk
That ending is better than the one that was given!

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:11 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
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Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:17 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Just started Season 8. Episode 1 is just... so... bad. It feels more like CSI Miami.

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:14 pm
by Merk
Yuuuuup, I watched the first two eps and couldn't do it anymore. It's a real shame that the writers forgot how to write a compelling show after the first four seasons because the whole cat-and-mouse "cop who kills people the law couldn't catch" idea is actually pretty neat and could have been real suspenseful.

They just had to muck it up with stupid ass Tom Hanks jr and retarded babysitter plots that were literally forgotten about one episode after they were introduced.

Re: DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:46 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Did you know if you have spyware installed, you can actually spy back through the same channel? Dexter is a show about cyber-security.

Harrison face planting was hilarious.
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