Super Punny Headlines
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Super Punny Headlines
"Japanese BEMANI artist 'Slake' buys controlling interest in major US consumer goods conglomerate - renames to 'Procter and Gambol'."
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If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
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"S.C. Johnson Wax and Semiconductor Components Industries LLC to merge - announce new 'ON' insect repellant and 'OFF' Semiconductor brands."
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If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
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"Local school children baffled by sentence fragment at spirit rally with BEMANI artist Kors K: 'Don't never stop; don't ever quite'."
A normality test:
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If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
Re: Super Punny Headlines
"Nokia announces new foray into connected cars with modestly-priced, flat-pack Accents - acquires Hyundai Motors and IKEA home furnishings. Merged company to be named 'Yeskia' and feature iKia internal finishings and connected driving experience."
A normality test:
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If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
Re: Super Punny Headlines
Well, whatever they are, disassembly would require no more than a screwdriver and a single (possibly two-size/double-ended) allen wrench. Possibly a mallet or hammer if things are stuck.
Though supposedly the original VW Bug can be basically completely torn down using something like 5-6 tools all of which are included in the in-car roadside service toolkit. Pretty impressive, really.
Though supposedly the original VW Bug can be basically completely torn down using something like 5-6 tools all of which are included in the in-car roadside service toolkit. Pretty impressive, really.
A normality test:
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.