pirates vs. cowboys

Crotis Jivefunk · Post by **Crotis Jivefunk** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:55 pm

i got into a discussion with someone on another board over who would win in a fist fight. both are young and healthy, so it makes them evenly matched. i say cowboy for a dual, as for a fight..hard for me to say. they'd possibly both be drunk.

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:59 pm

cowboys are hotter

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:18 pm

I'd say Pirate, because he's used to getting up close and personal with that sword of his... and he's got a parrot. A mean, come on peoples. A parrot.

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:43 pm

Spazz wrote:I'd say Pirate, because he's used to getting up close and personal with that sword of his... and he's got a parrot. A mean, come on peoples. A parrot.

Or a monkey, plus he has his mates to take over the one cowboy...

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:54 pm

While cowboys won in the coolness factor, a Pirate would win because, like spazz said, he's all about getting up in peoples faces with swrods and stuff. Cowboys are just good at getting in drunken barfights.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:29 am

Pirate.
Cowboys like their six guns, but that's a worthless skill in a fist fight.
Pirates are experts at swordplay, which gains points in melee combat.
And yeah, the parrot thing.

Blacktop · Post by **Blacktop** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:35 am

Arrrr.....

I feel blonde...as I just now realize that we aren't talking about the Pittsburgh Pirates, or the Dallas Cowboys. @_@;

Fuzakeru · Post by **Fuzakeru** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:15 pm

Don't feel bad Blacktop, that's what I thought when I clicked the thread. xD!

NINJAS! > Cowboys AND Pirates. xP

Mr. Worm · Post by **Mr. Worm** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:24 pm

I thought it was supposed to be Ninjas vs. Pirates...

Pirates would still own them though, although it would be one hella close fight.

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:42 pm

Fuzakeru wrote:
NINJAS! > Cowboys AND Pirates. xP

Quoted for truth. And <3.

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:55 pm

cowboys are womanizing drunken slobs
pirates are homosexual drunken slobs

dude, homos always win because of human rights.

djfooboo · Post by **djfooboo** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:57 pm

Save a dolphin, ride a pirate!

See it just isn't the same. Cowboys win, especially Roland.

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:31 pm

sam wrote:cowboys are womanizing drunken slobs
pirates are homosexual drunken slobs

dude, homos always win because of human rights.

w00t to that

Pink Pheonix · Post by **Pink Pheonix** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:39 pm

Fuzakeru wrote:NINJAS! > Cowboys AND Pirates. xP

I agree. But if it *had* to be Cowboys vs. Pirates, well we never specified if it's a fist fight or just a general fight or what. I think if it's just general then cowboys would win due to guns, the pirate would be shot down before he could even get to sword fight. But if it was a fist fight i'm saying that pirate would win, considering it really does seem like the cowboys just get into drunken fist fights, i mean pirates would have to have more practice w/ the fist fight. What if they lost their sword? Obviously they would have to rely on reflex and whatnot to get it back and during that time they be using their hands to fight. And obviously I have a lot of time on my hands to put thought into it.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:55 am

Pink Pheonix wrote:
Fuzakeru wrote:NINJAS! > Cowboys AND Pirates. xP
I agree. But if it *had* to be Cowboys vs. Pirates, well we never specified if it's a fist fight or just a general fight or what. I think if it's just general then cowboys would win due to guns, the pirate would be shot down before he could even get to sword fight. But if it was a fist fight i'm saying that pirate would win, considering it really does seem like the cowboys just get into drunken fist fights, i mean pirates would have to have more practice w/ the fist fight. What if they lost their sword? Obviously they would have to rely on reflex and whatnot to get it back and during that time they be using their hands to fight. And obviously I have a lot of time on my hands to put thought into it.

Um... read the first thread...

Crotis Jivefunk wrote:i got into a discussion with someone on another board over who would win in a fist fight. both are young and healthy, so it makes them evenly matched. i say cowboy, as he'd be a quickdraw.

Read the post next time. thnx.

And pirates still own all.

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