Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:11 am
I would be willing to host as well.
Dealer: DONTMUGMEOFF shows [As Qc]
Dealer: CortezFantastic shows [Kc Kh]
DONTMUGMEOFF: ace
DONTMUGMEOFF: ace
Dealer: DONTMUGMEOFF shows a pair of Queens
Dealer: CortezFantastic shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: CortezFantastic wins the pot ($216.80) with three of a kind, Kings
DONTMUGMEOFF: fck youu one fkcinbg time
CortezFantastic: hehehe
DONTMUGMEOFF: yeah well funny
CortezFantastic: ACCCE
CortezFantastic: if you scream it comes faster
DONTMUGMEOFF: so does your mum
CortezFantastic: awww
DONTMUGMEOFF: if i scream
DONTMUGMEOFF: see im a true gambler i know im beuhoind but get it in anyway
DONTMUGMEOFF: yourte a nit that needs to be ahead
DONTMUGMEOFF: no fun in that
CortezFantastic: keep your dreams high
DONTMUGMEOFF: do i look like aman that thinks hands through
book.x_Konstantine_x: lol
x_Konstantine_x: nice try.
mllj: yea u got lucky on the river
x_Konstantine_x: BECAUSE YOU LET ME GET THERE MORON.
mllj: lol
x_Konstantine_x: wow you are an idiot. if you woulda bet or raised i woulda folded idiot.
mllj: really with 7s
mllj: lol
Echo776: im with kons on this one
Echo776: poker is only 25% cards
Echo776: 75% is how you play them
x_Konstantine_x: yep. half the time i buy every hand i win
mllj: u never would have betted that way in high stakes
x_Konstantine_x: lol. you have no idea.
mllj: really?
Echo776: well, buying pots isnt exactly the best strategy
interyamam: its only pennies who cares
x_Konstantine_x: im only at these stakes for the durrr challenge because its easy to get points playing against retards like you.
Echo776: but betting on the river is called a semi bluff
x_Konstantine_x: lol. i had top pair when i bet.
mllj: no semi is when u have a draw
Echo776: i dont know what he had
x_Konstantine_x: and actually a semi bluff is when you bet with a draw.
Echo776: but from what i gathered, you were waiting on the river to make your hand
Echo776: thats what i gathered from chat
x_Konstantine_x: but nice try. maybe you should learn what the terms mean before you try to be all mathematic and technical.
Echo776: maybe you are a douche
Echo776: maybe you should swallow your pride before you claim buying pots is the best way to win a game of hold em
x_Konstantine_x: ppl that speak like you about cards are the ones that read books on how to play. its pathetic dude.
Echo776: that is quite the high horse you sit on, huh?
x_Konstantine_x: IT IS WHEN I AM PLAYING FOR THE POINTS IN THE DURRR CHALLENGE. NOT FOR THE MONEY
x_Konstantine_x: IDIOT.
x_Konstantine_x: EVERY HAND COUNTS
Echo776: when did i say you were playing for money?
x_Konstantine_x: AND I GET POINTS FOR MAKING PPL FOLD.L
Echo776: so im an idiot because i read about poker
x_Konstantine_x: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY CARDS WITHOUT READING ODD BOOKS.
Echo776: and youre not an idiot even though you cant read a simple chat
Echo776: you know how civilization got as advanced as it is?
Echo776: you know how our knowledge progressed for most of 30 thousand years?
Echo776: so that we could be the technological civilization that we are today?
Echo776: book
When equipped it gives +1 alliteration, +2 dexterity, and -5 charisma. The Tome of Treasures and Talismans has this listed as a cursed item.Merk wrote:The Belt of the Baron of the Bemani Bordello.
My guess is yes, but I'm often wrong. Let's pick a date and go from there.Merk wrote:Would the DA like to come as well?