ummmmm Poker anyone???

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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Ho » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:11 am

I would be willing to host as well.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:36 pm

Hmm, okay! Your house will prolly be better Brian since you have video games and your kitchen isn't literally a landfill. I'm pretty whipped so I'll try to find a weekend where my girlfriend is out of town so I can bro out with the guys and smoke cigars. I'll let you know when a good time would be.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:50 pm

Dealer: DONTMUGMEOFF shows [As Qc]
Dealer: CortezFantastic shows [Kc Kh]
DONTMUGMEOFF: ace
DONTMUGMEOFF: ace
Dealer: DONTMUGMEOFF shows a pair of Queens
Dealer: CortezFantastic shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: CortezFantastic wins the pot ($216.80) with three of a kind, Kings
DONTMUGMEOFF: fck youu one fkcinbg time
CortezFantastic: hehehe
DONTMUGMEOFF: yeah well funny
CortezFantastic: ACCCE
CortezFantastic: if you scream it comes faster
DONTMUGMEOFF: so does your mum
CortezFantastic: awww
DONTMUGMEOFF: if i scream
DONTMUGMEOFF: see im a true gambler i know im beuhoind but get it in anyway
DONTMUGMEOFF: yourte a nit that needs to be ahead
DONTMUGMEOFF: no fun in that
CortezFantastic: keep your dreams high
DONTMUGMEOFF: do i look like aman that thinks hands through

Hey do we want to have a get together and play cards again sometime? That shit was fun as hell. We can get some new people in on the game as well!
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:51 pm

x_Konstantine_x: lol
x_Konstantine_x: nice try.
mllj: yea u got lucky on the river
x_Konstantine_x: BECAUSE YOU LET ME GET THERE MORON.
mllj: lol
x_Konstantine_x: wow you are an idiot. if you woulda bet or raised i woulda folded idiot.
mllj: really with 7s
mllj: lol
Echo776: im with kons on this one
Echo776: poker is only 25% cards
Echo776: 75% is how you play them
x_Konstantine_x: yep. half the time i buy every hand i win
mllj: u never would have betted that way in high stakes
x_Konstantine_x: lol. you have no idea.
mllj: really?
Echo776: well, buying pots isnt exactly the best strategy
interyamam: its only pennies who cares
x_Konstantine_x: im only at these stakes for the durrr challenge because its easy to get points playing against retards like you.
Echo776: but betting on the river is called a semi bluff
x_Konstantine_x: lol. i had top pair when i bet.
mllj: no semi is when u have a draw
Echo776: i dont know what he had
x_Konstantine_x: and actually a semi bluff is when you bet with a draw.
Echo776: but from what i gathered, you were waiting on the river to make your hand
Echo776: thats what i gathered from chat
x_Konstantine_x: but nice try. maybe you should learn what the terms mean before you try to be all mathematic and technical.
Echo776: maybe you are a douche
Echo776: maybe you should swallow your pride before you claim buying pots is the best way to win a game of hold em
x_Konstantine_x: ppl that speak like you about cards are the ones that read books on how to play. its pathetic dude.
Echo776: that is quite the high horse you sit on, huh?
x_Konstantine_x: IT IS WHEN I AM PLAYING FOR THE POINTS IN THE DURRR CHALLENGE. NOT FOR THE MONEY
x_Konstantine_x: IDIOT.
x_Konstantine_x: EVERY HAND COUNTS
Echo776: when did i say you were playing for money?
x_Konstantine_x: AND I GET POINTS FOR MAKING PPL FOLD.L
Echo776: so im an idiot because i read about poker
x_Konstantine_x: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY CARDS WITHOUT READING ODD BOOKS.
Echo776: and youre not an idiot even though you cant read a simple chat
Echo776: you know how civilization got as advanced as it is?
Echo776: you know how our knowledge progressed for most of 30 thousand years?
Echo776: so that we could be the technological civilization that we are today?
Echo776: book
book.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Ho » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:06 am

Deal me in.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:08 am

Brian you should make another Facebook event. We could do another Baron / Poker fun time.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Ho » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:35 pm

I was actually just thinking about this earlier today. Would you possibly be available this weekend? I'm not saying that I'll necessarily do this weekend, but the plans I had originally have now fallen through, so it is at least a possibility.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:44 pm

It depends! My ladyfriend is on the fence about going to a bachelorette party (not hers, a friend's) this Saturday and if she doesn't need me to DD then my Saturday will be free! I'll keep you updated as this develops.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:51 am

I finally got around to buying an I/O board from Brandon so I was thinking that we could have a get-together when its done since I will need to be in the area anyway to pick it up. We can celebrate pirating software, grill some meat, hold another Baron event (maybe we can give the winner a belt as a trophy), play some cards, teach Amp and Brandon the joys of playing cards, and discuss the intricacies of music video games.

Plus we can play Dancing All Alone!

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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:05 am

Merk wrote:The Belt of the Baron of the Bemani Bordello.
When equipped it gives +1 alliteration, +2 dexterity, and -5 charisma. The Tome of Treasures and Talismans has this listed as a cursed item.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:12 am

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That's pretty clever! Chad would you partake in such an event or has your girlfriend made you swear off Bemani?
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:33 am

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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:45 am

Would the DA like to come as well?
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:52 am

Merk wrote:Would the DA like to come as well?
My guess is yes, but I'm often wrong. Let's pick a date and go from there.
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Re: ummmmm Poker anyone???

Post by Merk » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:04 am

It's up to Brandon and whenever he the gets I/O board done, the best time for me would be the weekend of September 3rd which would be the weekend after our Fantasy Football draft and before Footbaw starts.
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