Yay

[Fluffyumpkins]

My musings aren't palatable to the general public so I'd just come off as brash and uncouth by the critics and being a dirty comedy writer will prove to be a self-flogging venture. My prose is great over a couple of shots but honestly I just spout pseudo-intellectual vitriol and my comedy comes from my awkwardness and delivery as opposed to the content itself. One can only make dick jokes for so long before it stops being funny and once I hit that point I might as well be dead in the water.

You just wrote the 'foreword.' Now start chapter 1: gettin' it and hittin' it.

[Merk]

My best advice is really wait until the lady is at least 26 because at that point she won't have any delusions on the sanctity of fukkin' and she'll be in a constant state of DTF because when you get to the nitty gritty we all just want to bust a nut and we don't care if the other person is rich, smart, or successful. As long as you have a basic understanding of social norms, have the ability to talk about the weather, and take care of yourself physically then you're good to go.

Your success rate is strongly correlated with how attractive you are - it is by far the largest contributing factor to bagging and banging. Nature is a whore and oftentimes you'll get the short end of the stick but there are things you can control like clothes, body fat, and confidence so don't let those things be a strike against you.

[Pokebis]

So how many ladies have you AAA'd?

[Merk]

Just one. I have issues in quitting / letting things go. Speaking of which, I let myself go so if I wound up confusingly single tomorrow it would probably take me a good long while before I'd get back in the dugout.

In fact let me give you a rundown of everyone's AAA on this site:

Merk: 1
Chad: 5 (maybe 6)
Riot: 1
Ho: 2
Amp: 1
Malictus: 2
LikeableRodent: 2
Shammers: A lot
SDP: 2
Potter: 2
ChocoboJoe: 1
MonMontha: Unknown
Pokebis: Unknown
Dave101: Unknown
V: A shitlot
WhiteDragon: 1 (could have been 2 you son of a bitch!)
Jason Dread: 7 (it's that Pump timing, I swear!)

[Pokebis]

I kissed a girl so I guess I get a B or something. :-s

[mouseish]

Define an "AAA". If it is what I assume, then 4

[SoDeepPolaris]

Just one. I have issues in quitting / letting things go. Speaking of which, I let myself go so if I wound up confusingly single tomorrow it would probably take me a good long while before I'd get back in the dugout.

In fact let me give you a rundown of everyone's AAA on this site:

Merk: 1
Chad: 5 (maybe 6)
Riot: 1
Ho: 2
Amp: 1
Malictus: 2
LikeableRodent: 2
Shammers: A lot
SDP: 2
Potter: 2
ChocoboJoe: 1
MonMontha: Unknown
Pokebis: Unknown
Dave101: Unknown
V: A shitlot
WhiteDragon: 1 (could have been 2 you son of a bitch!)
Jason Dread: 7 (it's that Pump timing, I swear!)

I've AAA'd like half of Extreme, bro.

Oh, you meant something else that I have no idea about...

[Merk]

Guys, AAAing a lady is a euphemism for fucking.

I don't see how this could not be clear.

AAA - Straight bangin'
AA - Everything but the kitchen sink
A - Cooter touchin'
B - Boobie time
C - Dry humping
D - Making out
E - Cuddling with a side of smooch
F - Dinner/movie and spending money

[SoDeepPolaris]

I've AAA'd 4 songs then.

1 song was perfectly on beat.
2 songs were off beat.
1 song told me it was late...

[Fluffyumpkins]

I've still never passed an Oni course.

[Ho]

Merk is making assumptions about me again.

[Merk]

I've still never passed an Oni course.

The euphemism here is that an Oni course is 1 man / many women group sex, I think...

I've AAA'd 4 songs then.

1 song was perfectly on beat.
2 songs were off beat.
1 song told me it was late...

Yeah songs that are late are the absolute worst... phew!

Merk is making assumptions about me again.

Again? The assumption I'm making here is probably a lowball if anything but I wanted to play it safe.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Is black flagging what I think it is?

[Amp Divorax]

IndyDDR needs an accomplishment thread based on this!

[Merk]

Is black flagging what I think it is?

One can either interpret it as blue balls or premature ejac