Crazy Day

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:17 pm

pshaw wakizashi were invented for women samurai (no joke) it eventually gained acceptance for males to wield two at a time... and I am cool in my own geekland so leave me alone -.-.

But yes, when people are robbing a house, they generally don't intend to shoot someone. If they run into someone, they would most likely be surprised. And under pressure of morals (not wanting to kill someone, which is part of basical morality inherant in everyone) and if they are untrained like you said, they could be compromised. Even if you are unarmed. However, in a serious situation, I would definately call the police first

EDIT: poor grammar gomenasai

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:35 pm

Well, case in point:

If I'm breaking into someone's house, I'm going to be armed in one way or another. It's more than likely going to either be a handgun or a shotgun. I see someone moving towards me at all, I hear a noise I do one of two things.

1. Blast that general direction with my shotgun, choke set all the way on OMFG
2. Get the fuck out of there.

My advice to everyone that is experiencing a break-in? Stay in your bedroom, they're not likely to go in there because most burglars aren't looking to get shot or have to kill someone over 100 dollars in jewlery, and call the cops. If you're feeling REALLY frisky, get them while they're on the way out.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:06 pm

Spazz wrote:Well, case in point:

My advice to everyone that is experiencing a break-in? Stay in your bedroom, they're not likely to go in there because most burglars aren't looking to get shot or have to kill someone over 100 dollars in jewlery, and call the cops. If you're feeling REALLY frisky, get them while they're on the way out.

That's probably the best thing to do, however, I don't take too kindly to parting with anything I posess, especially given that I know my own capabilities. If anyone comes into my house uninvited, armed or not, I percieve them as a threat to myself, and my family, and will deal with them accordingly. More or less, this means a bullet between the eyes, or a knife in the throat. If they're unarmed, and put up a fight, I'll take out their knees with my riot baton and let the cops deal with them.

Of course, if they don't have a weapon, and I catch them by complete surprise, I'll be kind enough to give them a warning. Example: 'Get the fuck out of my house, before I kill you.'
They may just be trying to rob me, but a robery can quickly turn into a murder if you confront them in the wrong manner.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:06 pm

One time these 9 ninjas surrounded me and I was like "haha yeah right" without moving my mouth and they came towards me but I laughed some more and they got super pissed which was my signal to put on my old Super Nintendo Power Gloves and start whooping some ninja ass, which I prepared for during my 9 years in this tiny dojo with this old guy who was actually pretty rad once you got to know him, and dodging fatal blows that these ninjas started doing, which were totally easy to dodge because I am amazing in every respect due to my intense attunement with nature and insects and pretty much everything except for vegetables (which totally suck by the way) which helped me punch the first ninja in the arms, making them instantly evaporate, and letting me do this totally neat cartwheel that took out 7 ninjas at once, leaving one more ninja who was slightly bigger but still a total wuss compared to me, so I grabbed his eyeballs and got super pissed and sent electrical pulses through my body which made his eyeballs get super huge like a beachball or a cantalope, thus pretty much killing him, and allowing me to partake in a victory Sour Patch kid (which tasted exquisite with the Fanta I was balancing on my head the entire time) and sparking my victory karate chop that I do after every ninja bashing or love session.

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:54 pm

one time i thought i had to fart but it was MORE

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:58 pm

sam wrote:one time i thought i had to fart but it was MORE

Was it love?

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:06 pm

Riot wrote:
sam wrote:one time i thought i had to fart but it was MORE
Was it love?

something like that...a sweet chocolatey romance between my pants and me

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:07 pm

sam wrote:
Riot wrote:
sam wrote:one time i thought i had to fart but it was MORE
Was it love?
something like that...a sweet chocolatey romance between my pants and me

Stop it, you're making me hot.

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:14 pm

omg ok well

This one time I was driving downtown to go to Eaton (fancy shopping mall) and I was going through the poor neighborhood. This Sri Lankan gang guy like comes walking up to the car. I'm thinking "oh fucking shit" and then he's like "get out of the car mother fucker! This is a carjack!"

I threw my Taco Bell cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast on his head and then beat him in the face with my cell phone. I ran a red light, almost got hit by the only other passing car on the road, and called the cops.

It was hot.

sam · Post by **sam** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:41 pm

you shoulda just said the car was infected with the gay and he probably would've ran

AShatteredGrave · Post by **AShatteredGrave** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:36 pm

That happened to you near Eaton? I went there and noone bothered me. Probably because they could smell the stench of American of didn't want to do anything with me. Which makes me sad, because I'm not American.

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Edit: Ohh, the poor neighborhood. Lol, what side of town would that be? I walked through East Toronto and that part of town looked run down and creepy. Especially since it was almost midnight as well.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:55 pm

what a waste of baja blast

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XeroCi · Post by **XeroCi** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:22 pm

DMX (gay ass rapper) came to my town and we yelled out DMX is gay and the fans started chasing us... we had to hide... we almost could of died...

I HATE DMX NOW!

*calms down*

sam · Post by **sam** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:54 pm

dude all rap artists entourages are retarded...well...all entourages are..you should never scream someone sux around a bunch of fanatics. Think of what animu retards would do if you ran around screaming DBZ sucked or whatever trendy bullshit they watch...you'd get a cardboard axe to the face and a plastic sword up the butt

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:28 pm

KAMEHAMEHA or whatever those things yell.