[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:57 pm

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:I'm the happiest panda ever. <3

And that ... is pretty Random...

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:34 pm

Silent_Blade wrote:
Green Tea wrote:
Silent_Blade wrote:Now see, I understand "I'm in your base killin' your dudes" but what if I waited Outside your base and killed your dudes? Would it be less effective?
well it wouldn't be as insulting... if someone was all up in my base and killin my dudes I'd be all like... stop that! but if they were outside they wouldn't hear me so it'd be stupid to say something.... so yea... less effective
But what if you killed them with your hydraulic penis? That'd be horribly insulting, not to mention pimped to the tenth degree!

or if you were wearing a cockring of fertility +3.........

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:35 pm

anyone ever notice that drukqs poster in shaun of the dead?

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:52 pm

I have found a way to solve world hunger!

I'm watching feed the children a few nights ago 'cause it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do, and this old guy's going on and on about how this little girl has to work at a sweat shop to feed her and her brother...Well, I said to myself "Why doesn't she just tie up her brother and leave him in the sun a few weeks, maybe put a little chili powder on him and he's be just like a form of jerky" I mean seriously, take half of the hobo's/poor people and leave them in the sun and you can feed all the other poor/hungry for a long time!

Or, we could package it to nonpoor/middle class people by making it funny, I could call it "Have you seen our child, Jerky" And it'll have like one of those missing persons posters on the bag and each one is different telling you a bit about who you're eating...Mmmm Sounds damn good to me!

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:56 pm

Silent_Blade wrote:I have found a way to solve world hunger!

I'm watching feed the children a few nights ago 'cause it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do, and this old guy's going on and on about how this little girl has to work at a sweat shop to feed her and her brother...Well, I said to myself "Why doesn't she just tie up her brother and leave him in the sun a few weeks, maybe put a little chili powder on him and he's be just like a form of jerky" I mean seriously, take half of the hobo's/poor people and leave them in the sun and you can feed all the other poor/hungry for a long time!

Or, we could package it to nonpoor/middle class people by making it funny, I could call it "Have you seen our child, Jerky" And it'll have like one of those missing persons posters on the bag and each one is different telling you a bit about who you're eating...Mmmm Sounds damn good to me!

I say, that's a modest proposal worth looking into.

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:10 am

Fagulous wrote:
Silent_Blade wrote:I have found a way to solve world hunger!

I'm watching feed the children a few nights ago 'cause it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do, and this old guy's going on and on about how this little girl has to work at a sweat shop to feed her and her brother...Well, I said to myself "Why doesn't she just tie up her brother and leave him in the sun a few weeks, maybe put a little chili powder on him and he's be just like a form of jerky" I mean seriously, take half of the hobo's/poor people and leave them in the sun and you can feed all the other poor/hungry for a long time!

Or, we could package it to nonpoor/middle class people by making it funny, I could call it "Have you seen our child, Jerky" And it'll have like one of those missing persons posters on the bag and each one is different telling you a bit about who you're eating...Mmmm Sounds damn good to me!
I say, that's a modest proposal worth looking into.

Your FACE is a modest proposal worth looking into!

Burn.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:12 am

hascoolnickname wrote:anyone ever notice that drukqs poster in shaun of the dead?

Hell yea! BOYYYYY AT is just the coolest shit america cant even grip them.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:35 am

LET'S MAKE A KITE OUT OF SQUIRRELS AND FLY IT TO THE MOON!

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:47 am

It's about that time........

HI, I AM GENUINE GEORGE ZIMMER, HUMAN'S WEARHOUSE FOUNDER AND CEO. WHEN THAT FRONT POST NOT ALLOWS TO DOUBT IS WELL-WRITTEN, IT DEFICIENTLY CAUSES MY DELICIOUS ANUS PILLAGINGS VERY HAPPY STYLE HAPPIER ELEMENT. MY RAKISH APPROVAL SIGHT POSSIBLY DELIVERS THE WOMAN TO ENTER THE BLASTING EXPLOSIVE, MIND-NUMBING SUITS THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE HIGH TIDE TO DRAW OUT MY DIGNIFIED PLEASURE PISTON AND RAM IN ME IT UNDER THE THROAT WHICH THEY GASPS FOR BREATH BEFORE. WILL HAVE A BELLYFUL IN SEVERAL MINUTES THEM THE STEAMING-HOT PERSON TO SHOCK AND ME TO BOST IN /B/, MY EXISTENCE ALWAYS WILL RECEIVE THE PLACE I WELCOME. I GUARANTEE IT.

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:44 pm

God Of Rock wrote:It's about that time........

HI, I AM GENUINE GEORGE ZIMMER, HUMAN'S WEARHOUSE FOUNDER AND CEO. WHEN THAT FRONT POST NOT ALLOWS TO DOUBT IS WELL-WRITTEN, IT DEFICIENTLY CAUSES MY DELICIOUS ANUS PILLAGINGS VERY HAPPY STYLE HAPPIER ELEMENT. MY RAKISH APPROVAL SIGHT POSSIBLY DELIVERS THE WOMAN TO ENTER THE BLASTING EXPLOSIVE, MIND-NUMBING SUITS THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE HIGH TIDE TO DRAW OUT MY DIGNIFIED PLEASURE PISTON AND RAM IN ME IT UNDER THE THROAT WHICH THEY GASPS FOR BREATH BEFORE. WILL HAVE A BELLYFUL IN SEVERAL MINUTES THEM THE STEAMING-HOT PERSON TO SHOCK AND ME TO BOST IN /B/, MY EXISTENCE ALWAYS WILL RECEIVE THE PLACE I WELCOME. I GUARANTEE IT.

You are Jesus

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:03 am

I'm a falcon!

I get crunker than crunk. I get so crunk, I don't even remember being a falcon. Why you may ask? BECAUSE THATS HOW I MOTHER FUCKING ROLL!

Don't ask why. It's just because. Why? Because.

D.C. sleeps alone tonight.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:39 am

this is probably old hat to a lot of you, but I still found it funny.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:49 am

Jeff, you should have drawn the Heinekin bottle broken.

You were the little fag that kicked it down the stairs, after all. Lolz.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:51 am

And, by the way...

I'm still teh happiest panda. n__n!!! <3!!!

Hoody2006 · Post by **Hoody2006** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:31 pm

And, by the way...

I'm still teh happiest panda. n__n!!! <3!!!
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