Let's Make Baby Jesus Cry!
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Here's some more light-hearted jesus humor...
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion
and to end the long debated truth:
Proof that Jesus Was Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion
and to end the long debated truth:
Proof that Jesus Was Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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sam
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/ ___ ___ \
/ / @ \/ @ \ \ I DON'T GET WHY SO MANY JEWS HAD TO DIE
\ \___/\___/ /\
\____\/____/|| WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GO TO THEIR SUMMER
/ /\\\\\// HOMES UNTIL THE HOLOCAUST THINGY WAS
| |\\\\\\ PASSE
\ \\\\\\
\______/\\\\ FOR GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE JUST HAVE YOUR
_||_||_ DRIVER TAKE YOU TO THE HAMPTONS
.----------.
| ~ON~ |
| ____ | THIS IS THE JESUS BUTTON
| |.--.| |
| || || | YOU PRESS IT AND IT CALLS JESUS
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| ||\ \| |
| |\ \_\ | IT'S LIKE PRAYING IN THAT IT DOESN'T WORK
| |_\[_] | BUT AT LEAST IT REQUIRES LESS EFFORT
| |
| ~OFF~ |
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