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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:23 am
by Green Tea
An inspirational story for budding samurais:

Miyamoto Musashi once accepted an invitation by the Kumamoto daimyo to come to his castle and train an elite corps of samurai to become the daimyo's personal retainers. So great was the daimyo's respect for Musashi that he had all of his samurai - several hundred of them -form a processional line on both sides of the street, extending from the castle gates to the town.

As Musashi strode between the two columns of men, each bowed reverently at his passage. But, as Musashi's keen eye detected, even these elite samurai averted their gaze from his bold stare. Only one among them seemed not to be intimated by Musashi's mere countenance.

When Musashi finally reached the daimyo and his counselors, the daimyo asked if any of his samurai had particularly impressed Musashi, perhaps testing to see if Musashi could discern his most skillful swordsmen at just a passing glance.

Musashi led the daimyo back to the one man who had not cast his eyes down as Musashi passed.

"This man!" Musashi announced.

"I don't understand." the daimyo blustered, "He has little training and only modest rank. In fact, his main duty is stonecutting for the castle."

"This may be so," Musashi answered, "But he is your best trained samurai."

Turning to the man, Musashi asked him, "Tell me, how do you train that you have no fear of death?"

"I hardly train at all," the samurai humbly admitted, "When I go to bed each night, I simply unsheathe my sword and hang it above my face by a slender thread. Then I lie down beneath it and gaze up at its point until I fall asleep."

"This is indeed your best trained samurai," Musashi told the daimyo, with a knowing smile. "He alone of all your men faces death every day, for he knows that it would take little for that tiny thread to break and end his life. I will train this man to be your personal bodyguard."

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:26 pm
by God Of Rock
FUKINWHTCHU!
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:37 pm
by Blaze
Thats actually really funny if you scroll down fast.

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:53 pm
by seveneleven
:shock: ROFL :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:59 pm
by Potter
http://history.cookiethievery.com/061404/

Man I missed cookiethievery

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:25 pm
by Original Sin
God Of Rock wrote:FUKINWHTCHU!
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Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Crepy. o.O

So I had to do it again. :wink:

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:56 pm
by Blaze
MMR at Hall's tonight wrote:It's like eating apple sauce out of a condom.

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:24 pm
by Soma
Totally not fair, I had to close my eyes scrolling down to the reply button.

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:46 pm
by seveneleven
Blaze wrote:
MMR at Hall's tonight wrote:It's like eating apple sauce out of a condom.



Ewww......i dont know whats worse the fact that she does it or that she didnt say whethere it was used or not....

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:57 pm
by Potter
id do it for 50 cents.... used or not


LOL that just reminded me of the time i gave mosh $5 for drinking the nastiest thing evar

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:08 am
by Erica6924
Potter wrote:id do it for 50 cents.... used or not


LOL that just reminded me of the time i gave mosh $5 for drinking the nastiest thing evar
yeah that was pretty gross,,
made me gag watching her drink it *shudder*

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:10 am
by seveneleven
What was it?

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:11 am
by Potter
lol, I cant remember everything on it, but waht i can remember is water, salt, pepper, sugar, pepper juice, ice, and ketchup.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:19 am
by Potter
this is some wwierd rap

DJ Qbert - razorblade alchohol slide

"he separated the skull fromthe body and masturbated in front of it" wtf kind of rap lyrics is that y0

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:38 am
by Green Tea
Potter wrote:this is some wwierd rap

DJ Qbert - razorblade alchohol slide

"he separated the skull fromthe body and masturbated in front of it" wtf kind of rap lyrics is that y0
words strait from da street homie..... That's why I don't listen to rap