Hey, I'm Riot.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:08 pm

so I was sitting in my organic chem class today, talking to one of my friends, and I made a wonderful joke about HNMR spectra splitting diagrams and their sexual preference. Whereupon my classmate responded to me "You are a Riot" and I responded "There's a little Riot in all of us"... he was confused. But I explained, and he was enlightened.

Merk · Post by **Merk** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:33 pm

That's awesome!

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:31 pm

DOOD WHOZ RIOT RELLY? LIEK WHO IS HE INSIDE? LIEK ON TEH OUTSIDE HES A BABE AND ALL BUT WUT ABOUT HIS SOUL???/

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:12 pm

To truly experience riot you know that you cannot describe him in just simple words, nothing in the english language even comes close to describing it. That is why I decided to transliterate my emotions via keyboard :

jioidfklnweasdfljbilweatiojtyuyhikuyhbuyjkl;asjdfjknwte;sdfjiojbniojerujhnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybuh asijodfsjio;jnjioasdfjioenkl;asxvmklzxcmkl;zxcvm,./jiwejio

That pretty much describes it.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:05 pm

Played out.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:27 pm

I'll probably kill you.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:52 am

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:23 am

I'm writing poetry because I'm sensitive.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:05 am

Riot wrote:I'm writing poetry because I'm sensitive.

Heed the word of Riot. He who writes poetry may be deemed sensitive by the opposite gender...

And Riot said unto the masses: "Pick up thy quills, and dip it in thine ink. Express thy emotions on this parchment."
And that's how the english alphabet was created.

blackcat · Post by **blackcat** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:40 am

Oh a fellow Bloomington DDRer. I've heard of you through Mike.

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:46 am

blackcat24 wrote:Oh a fellow Bloomington DDRer. I've heard of you through Mike.

Riot does not play this "DDR." He consumes its life force.

Post by Ho » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:29 am

I would like to see Riot vs. Chuck Norris.

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:58 am

Once Riot and Chuck Norris wanted to see whose head was harder, so they bashed their foreheads into each other, thus causing the Big Bang and creating the universe.

Post by Ho » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:54 am

Awesome...

Yessir, more of this!

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:21 am

One time while sparring with with a Chuck Norris, Riot lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with its present day term: Jupiter.