How many Riot clones are there?

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:23 pm

Green Tea wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:I'm NOT out to derail a conversation, ruin anyone's fun, or to stop you from posting. Grow up already. wow.
you hurt my feelings and I want to cry... apoligize now!

Sorry I was a little late to appologize, I know you must have been crying for near an hour now.
Sorry anyone whose feelings I hurt over the internet.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:52 pm

I was just sobbing a bit

.... the internet is serious business.
http://internetplz.ytmnd.com/
see?

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:17 am

GLORY TO THE MANY!

Dyme · Post by **Dyme** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:30 am

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Riot · Post by **Riot** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:19 pm

MORE FACTS:

-Riot and Jesus once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.

-Riot does not break wind. He destroys it.

-Riot's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

-Riot is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

-There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Riot is going to walk.

-Riot coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

-Riot once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

-The last time Riot went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

-It took five women 2 years to give birth to Riot.

FLAKK · Post by **FLAKK** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:02 am

Green Tea wrote:More Propoganda

in supporting the riot army, i have changed my wallpaper to this. i shall also change it on every computer i touch.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:09 am

Find a computer lab, library, whatever you have at your school and change every computer's background in the school to that! That way, when the teacher makes her class type a paper on them, all they'll be able to do is flip out and karate chop instead.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:28 am

This is a reminder to my enemies:

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:42 pm

I drank some power-ade today and passed out, then I had a glorious vision of Riot and he told me to eat a burrito.

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:08 pm

OrangeLounger wrote:I drank some power-ade today and passed out, then I had a glorious vision of Riot and he told me to eat a burrito.

Bullshit. That was me and you know it.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:09 pm

You may have like a billion burritos for obvious reasons, but I'm the only one sweet enough to hand them out for free.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:38 pm

mexican ninja wrote:Bullshit. That was me and you know it.

The unenlightened do not have visions of Riot. You are a poser! GO OUT INTO THE DESERT AND DO NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE HAD A VISION. Then you have truly passed the test.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:44 pm

YEAH GO OUT TO THE DESERT AND WAIT FOR ME! *SNICKERS*

I don't hang out in deserts anymore, my e-peen is too big and it rubs. Now I hang out in caves.

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:53 pm

Green Tea wrote:
mexican ninja wrote:Bullshit. That was me and you know it.
The unenlightened do not have visions of Riot. You are a poser! GO OUT INTO THE DESERT AND DO NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE HAD A VISION. Then you have truly passed the test.

Nononono, that was a vision of me! I was telling Joe to eat a burrito! Riot is fake! He hands out glass burritos. NO LIE!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:55 pm

mexican ninja wrote:Nononono, that was a vision of me! I was telling Joe to eat a burrito! Riot is fake! He hands out glass burritos. NO LIE!

Ohhh you were the vision... Well give a man a burrito, and he'll eat for a meal, give a man a glass burrito and he will be happy for a lifetime.