Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:02 pm
George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy,
wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces. George responded, ”Six, please. I
could never eat twelve pieces.”
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza deliveryman have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
Fun Ways To Order Pizza
Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going
with the lowest bidder.
Give them your address, exclaim, “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
Answer their questions with questions.
In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if
they have something outlandishly sinful.
Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT
UKRAINIAN PUCE.
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an
equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say “Bed-Wetter’ Camp, right?”
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Order a one-inch pizza.
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wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces. George responded, ”Six, please. I
could never eat twelve pieces.”
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza deliveryman have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
Fun Ways To Order Pizza
Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going
with the lowest bidder.
Give them your address, exclaim, “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
Answer their questions with questions.
In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if
they have something outlandishly sinful.
Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT
UKRAINIAN PUCE.
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an
equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say “Bed-Wetter’ Camp, right?”
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Order a one-inch pizza.
http://pizzafun.wordpress.com/2007/07/2 ... zza-jokes/
