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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:12 pm
by Potter
so this one time, I saw a thread that like totally showed me what Ho meant when he said he doesn't care about the site anymore
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:14 am
by BigBadOrc
so this one time, i was at chipotle with blackcat getting like some veggie burritos, and they gave her V and me V^2.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:22 am
by Original Sin
So, this one time, it snowed, and made me a sad panda.
....thus, I killed Jack Frost in the dining room, with the candle stick. Unfortunately, Colonel Mustard witnessed the slaughter. I then shot him with the revolver, and fled the mansion on my magic carpet.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:10 pm
by lgolem
So this one time, like...oh yesterday. I get a phone call as I am driving to Bloomington. I answer it and it is a cute sound girl asking "Is this Jeremy?" I replied "yes it is, who might I be talking to" she suddenly like started breaking out, but I heard her say Sarah, and she was like we had class together, but I was having a hard time understanding her, and she rambled on and the reception kept cutting out. So I told her I would call her back cause I couldn't understand her due to bad reception. So I called her back about 15 minutes late, and I said "sorry about that, and I am also sorry cause it has been a while since I was at Ivy Tech, what class did we have together Sarah?" she just said "oh don't worry about that. I just wanted to call to tell you, that I'm married" I replied "Good for you, I would be more excited for you if I could remember who you are" she then immediately replied, "well I am married now, so I wanted to call and tell you that, cause I had a crush on you and you were madly in love with me," and I am thinking, I don't remember EVER having a girl named Sarah in any of my classes. She then said "I am just going down my list of crushes to inform them I am married and you are #74 on my list" and I replied "Wow 74, I am glad I am that # cause I still have NO idea who you are". She then said "well I wanted to call and let you know that I am married, Have a great live, WITHOUT ME!!!!" and she hung up......
Wow I really dodge the psycho bullet there....I can't even remember a Sarah but I guess that is a good thing.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:23 pm
by hermione
lgolem wrote:So this one time, like...oh yesterday. I get a phone call as I am driving to Bloomington. I answer it and it is a cute sound girl asking "Is this Jeremy?" I replied "yes it is, who might I be talking to" she suddenly like started breaking out, but I heard her say Sarah, and she was like we had class together, but I was having a hard time understanding her, and she rambled on and the reception kept cutting out. So I told her I would call her back cause I couldn't understand her due to bad reception. So I called her back about 15 minutes late, and I said "sorry about that, and I am also sorry cause it has been a while since I was at Ivy Tech, what class did we have together Sarah?" she just said "oh don't worry about that. I just wanted to call to tell you, that I'm married" I replied "Good for you, I would be more excited for you if I could remember who you are" she then immediately replied, "well I am married now, so I wanted to call and tell you that, cause I had a crush on you and you were madly in love with me," and I am thinking, I don't remember EVER having a girl named Sarah in any of my classes. She then said "I am just going down my list of crushes to inform them I am married and you are #74 on my list" and I replied "Wow 74, I am glad I am that # cause I still have NO idea who you are". She then said "well I wanted to call and let you know that I am married, Have a great live, WITHOUT ME!!!!" and she hung up......
Wow I really dodge the psycho bullet there....I can't even remember a Sarah but I guess that is a good thing.
Don't lie. Girls don't like you.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:22 pm
by lgolem
This one time, on Wednesday, me and fluffy and his gf and my buddy Judy, got raped at this wine place for mediocre jazz.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:53 pm
by BigBadOrc
so this one time, at pump fest, DJ Dookie sang us a song called
my buddy
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:53 pm
by Jeff Jeff Revolution
This one time, being yesterday in particular, SirPhobos hooked me up with a sweet guitar for $30.
Much appreciated. Now that I've got it in tune, it sounds like a purring unicorn.
Which, for the record, sounds eargasmic.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:17 pm
by Ryuhayabusa
SO this one time i was walking with my buddy Chris and i started telling him one of those "This one time" Storys and i said "So this one time me Matt and Chris Went to Rascles." And he looks at me and goes. "I know i was there." And i went. "Oh..."
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:18 am
by Soma
So this one time I decided that I should stay up all night to write a paper that's already late anyways but instead I sat around reading manga and popping caffienne pills. As a result I'm posting this instead of writing the paper that I don't want to write. Ever. Psych courses are supposed to be a cakewalk and I hate the teacher for the audacity of requiring a paper only three weeks in. The end.
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:01 pm
by Fluffyumpkins