EVO 2011

[Fluffyumpkins]

Bottle service is for chumps. I'd rather play arcade games anyway.

[Merk]

They fucking have 3rd Strike and a CvS 2 cabinet. Too bad we're going on a weekend where we are going to be absolutely inundated with fighting games.

Dis batto is about to EXPLODE

[Merk]

Hey does anyone want to be gay with me and hit up the spa? I've never been to one before but I'm thinking on Saturday or Sunday I might head down there and chill the fudge out in the steam room or the whirlpool. $22 a day.

http://www.vegas.com/spas/rio.html

[Fluffyumpkins]

Does the Rio not have a fitness room without going to the spa?

[Merk]

Nope! I hope you like spending money because that is what Las Vegas is all about. For what it's worth though you're getting what you pay for and it's not like everything is unjustifiably expensive with the exception of alcohol. But hey, play the penny slots and you get all the booze in the world for however much you tip the waitresses.

[Merk]

By the way Chad when we check-in to our room we need to try this:

http://www.thetwentydollartrick.com/

Maybe we'll get the room with a jacuzzi~~~~

[Fluffyumpkins]

Nope! I hope you like spending money because that is what Las Vegas is all about. For what it's worth though you're getting what you pay for and it's not like everything is unjustifiably expensive with the exception of alcohol. But hey, play the penny slots and you get all the booze in the world for however much you tip the waitresses.

My tip is directly proportional to the size of the booty. Work it work it work it work it.

I'm game for a trip to the day spa. Sauna, steam room, and hot tub are my idea of kicking back and relaxing.

The $20 trick sounds useful, but I wonder if it is a big scam put on by hotel front desk workers. I'll give it a shot.

[Merk]

If our room has a jacuzzi in it then you know it worked. I believe the room that came with our package was the standard 600 sq ft room that did not have a jacuzzi and all the other room options have a jacuzzi.

Hay babby I'm in town for a fightman convention do you wanna come up to my room and sit in the jacuzzi while 4 dudes stare at you?

[Fluffyumpkins]

Hay babby I'm in town for a fightman convention do you wanna come up to my room and sit in the jacuzzi while 4 dudes stare at you? *slide $20*

It's Vegas baby!

[Merk]

lol you can convince anyone to do anything with the $20 trick

Anyway, I think the best course of action would be to pre-game hard for Insert Coins, grab a cab that will prolly be $7 each, and maybe have a drink or two and then spend the rest of the money on quarters. Allegedly there are cute ladyfolk there for you to hit on if Sam_Kabaam doesn't work out.

[Fluffyumpkins]

http://www.lvrj.com/business/nevada-wil ... 42924.html

Interesting Vegas update.

[Merk]

You guys have probably seen this already:

http://shoryuken.com/2011/06/11/come-pa ... pre-party/

It looks like the Evo pre-party is going to be happening the night we plan on going to Insert Coin(s) from 10pm to 4am Vegas time. This is good (there will be other people to hoop and holler with) but it's also pretty shitty since we will inevitably be jet-lagged to hell. Have you ever partied at a club from midnight to 7 in the morning? If so I applaud your party stamina because that shit is ridiculous. I want to avoid what happened at ACEN and not be insanely tired while this event is going on.

We're going to have a shitty night's sleep on Wednesday so we may want to begrudgingly consider a communal nap sometime on Thursday to prep for clubbing. We might want to consider getting to the club early. Vegas clubs notoriously have long lines and if a bunch of people from Evo are going then we'll want to beat the crowd.

Also, we're no doubt going to be taking a cab, luckily this means we can drink ourselves silly before the event and save money.

[Merk]

By the way I want to check out this place too in the Mandalay Bay:

http://www.burger-bar.com/lv_menu.php

You can fucking get a Jaegarmeister milkshake.

[Ho]

I will actually be in Las Vegas at the beginning of the month for USPF (US Pump It Up Festival). I'll get Vegas warmed up for you guys.

[Fluffyumpkins]

What Hotel?