DEXTER KAWAIII: Season 8

[Merk]

[JzN]

DExter Season 8 ep 3

mmm finger stew.

Sort of like at the hotprings i visited on the weekend. human broth anyone? Just careful of the skin flakes and toe nails...

Yes kids, think twice beofre you go to hotsprings.

[Potter]

Did anyone else find it hilarious that for 8 seasons, the interrogation rooms have been in the back of the office with no exit anywhere near it, and they played off this with criminals brought back there for 8 seasons now, but all of the sudden when they wrote themselves into a literal corner, oh walk around here and cut and boom! Look, a nice exit to carry Deb out of!

#dexter

[Merk]

Oh my God, I know.

Why the hell have they been leaving the police station via the elevator when there has been an exit in their office this entire time?

[Fluffyumpkins]

wrote themselves into a literal corner

[Potter]

Oh my God, I know.

Why the hell have they been leaving the police station via the elevator when there has been an exit in their office this entire time?

LOL yeah what the fuck I didn't even think about that, not only has there never been an exit back there, but they are at least on the second fucking floor. Did they float down this rear exit door?

[Potter]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK the end of this episode

I don't even know what to think of this show anymore

[Merk]

Yeah God damn it this episode was preeeeeeeeeetty bad! lolololol try to kill your brother by driving him into a lake oh no what did I do I gotta save my brother! I love the Deus Ex Rando that just happens to be sitting by the lake to save Deb from drowning.

[Potter]

yeah, and then he randomly leaves after saving deb, even though he clearly saw there was two people in the car? wat

this is some amateur hour shit

[Merk]

Man, if this show was the first four seasons plus a two hour episode that ends with Dexter getting caught and jailed by Deb then this would have been a great show but instead we got four good seasons and four God awful shit shows.

[Merk]

God, this show is just so bad. With Breaking Bad coming next week I don't think I can stomach this any more.


RIP Dexter, your first couple of seasons were really good but holy fuck did you tank in your last four seasons.

[Potter]

OMG LOL

bro that ending


pppps yeah that new kid is annoying as shit

[Potter]

this show is so fucking scatterbrained now ugggg

all these dumb characters they're trying to bring in, dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[Merk]

Remember when this show had tension and there was danger of Dexter being caught?

What the fuck happened to that? This show's main plot and driving force was Dexter murdering badmans as some sort of twisted vigilante and trying to stay outside the long arm of the law. It's like the writers forgot that that's what the show is about and decided that the audience just wants to see Dexter mill about doing things.

[Merk]

Yup, here's the end of the show:

"
Deb gets mortally wounded and is at the hospital, Quinn calls Dexter to come see her as she'll die soon, ultimately after a series inconsequential things Dexter and Quinn team up, Quinn captures and kills Saxon, Deb dies in surgery, Quinn helps Dexter/Hannah/Harrison escape and they make it to Argentina, the hurricane washes all the bodies Dexter has dumped over the years ashore leading to media reports about a possible Bay Harbor Butcher copycat on the loose AND the show ends with Quinn watching someone Dexter style in a car then says "tonight's the night" because for no apparent reason he has decided to become the new Dexter.
"

Fuck this fucking show.