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Riot and Chuck Norris had a footrace around the Earth. However, the Earth simply moved under the pressure of their legs, making the Earth forever rotate on its axis.
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Riot wrote:One time while sparring with with a Chuck Norris, Riot lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with its present day term: Jupiter.
A Chuck Norris? Is there more than one? Can this world sustain that?
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He's figured out to clone himself, otherwise he'd be extinct by now.
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Why would he bother when he had already beaten death?
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He's never beaten me, I don't know what you're talking about.
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Well, at least that explains the funny smell.
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This board needs more Riot clones.
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I'm still here.
I really love CS:GO's 64 tick servers.
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Riot wrote:This board needs more Riot clones.
or less ^_^
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lgolem wrote:
Riot wrote:This board needs more Riot clones.
or less ^_^
>_> Eat a ball.
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Riot wrote:
lgolem wrote:
Riot wrote:This board needs more Riot clones.
or less ^_^
>_> Eat a ball.
I am just messing with you. Did you tell these guys and girl (I almost forgot that V is a clone too) to become clones of you or did they just decide they were going to be clones of you?
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lgolem wrote:
Riot wrote:
lgolem wrote: or less ^_^
>_> Eat a ball.
I am just messing with you. Did you tell these guys and girl (I almost forgot that V is a clone too) to become clones of you or did they just decide they were going to be clones of you?
LOL read this thread and youll get that answer.
Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy
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ok, I read this whole thread is there a way I can get my time back now??????
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lgolem wrote:ok, I read this whole thread is there a way I can get my time back now??????
Your time has always been the property of one, Riot. He may grant you a portion of your time if he so chooses.


...but I wouldn't count on it.
I really love CS:GO's 64 tick servers.
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I broke free from his rule. You can too. If we stand together, one day everyone will be free.
So, people of IndyDidder UNITE........ tomorrow.
Yea, I'm like Mother Teresa, except I pwn.
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