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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:33 pm
by BigBadOrc
Potter wrote:if he actually says he wont eat yeast because it's living I'm fucking out of here
i won't eat yeast cuz it's living. k bye
ha. but seriously. it's not just about avoiding eating certain foods, but also about picking the best foods possible. and yes, beets + sunflower seeds > flower, yeast, water
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:13 pm
by Jeff Jeff Revolution
Potter wrote:if he actually says he wont eat yeast because it's living I'm fucking out of here
What about Jello?
J-E-L-L-O, it's ALIVE!
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 pm
by WhiteDragon
JELLO has pigs in it.
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:50 am
by BigBadOrc
jello has gelatin which "is a translucent, colourless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen inside animals' connective tissue" -wikipedia
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:40 am
by SoDeepPolaris
BigBadOrc wrote:jello has gelatin which "is a translucent, colourless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen inside animals' connective tissue" -wikipedia
Smores, now with more collagen.
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:15 pm
by BigBadOrc
http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5- ... today.html
The disturbing thing about this article is that people look at things like "natural flavor" and think, oh, there can't be anything wrong with that!
Except that it can be ground up beetles...
"The problem is, natural flavor can, literally, be anything that isn't man made. Cat urine could be a natural flavor. If someone discovered that goat jizz added a special zing to ice cream and they could prove that eating it wouldn't make you sick ... natural flavor"
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:21 pm
by Jeff Jeff Revolution
BigBadOrc wrote:"If someone discovered that goat jizz added a special zing to ice cream and they could prove that eating it wouldn't make you sick ... natural flavor"
>_> Is there a problem with this here?
I keed, I keed, I no jack off goat for ice cream.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:12 am
by Fluffyumpkins
BigBadOrc wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5- ... today.html
The disturbing thing about this article is that people look at things like "natural flavor" and think, oh, there can't be anything wrong with that!
Except that it can be ground up beetles...
"The problem is, natural flavor can, literally, be anything that isn't man made. Cat urine could be a natural flavor. If someone discovered that goat jizz added a special zing to ice cream and they could prove that eating it wouldn't make you sick ... natural flavor"
One minute you're a naturalist talking about beet pizza, but now beetles are gross?
OH SNAP!
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:02 am
by BigBadOrc
rofl. was that a lame attempt at a pun or do you just not like beets?
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:36 am
by Potter
BigBadOrc wrote:rofl. was that a lame attempt at a pun or do you just not like beets?
it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:21 am
by BigBadOrc
Potter wrote:
it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic
care to clarify that or are you just going to troll like you usually do?
Edit: Ah, perhaps I see the confusion here. Fluffy for some reason thinks that as a naturalist I should be happy to eat "natural" things such as beetles.
Of course, I am not a naturalist, and I don't eat animals. Or beetles.
And my main problem with the article I posted above was that companies are allowed to be vague about ingredients and simply say "natural flavors" instead of "ground up beetles" or "goat jizz"
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:02 pm
by Potter
BigBadOrc wrote:Potter wrote:
it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic
care to clarify that or are you just going to troll like you usually do?
just going to troll like I usually do
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:03 pm
by blackcat
This thread is beginning to get ridiculous...
I almost feel that it's getting about that time to lock this shit....
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:58 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
BigBadOrc wrote:Potter wrote:
it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic
care to clarify that or are you just going to troll like you usually do?
Edit: Ah, perhaps I see the confusion here. Fluffy for some reason thinks that as a naturalist I should be happy to eat "natural" things such as beetles.
Of course, I am not a naturalist, and I don't eat animals. Or beetles.
Would you eat it in a box? Would you eat it with a fox?
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:45 pm
by BigBadOrc
I would not eat them in a box
I would not eat them with a fox
I would not eat them in the rain
I would not eat them on a train
I do not like ground beetles and goat jizz,
I do not like them Sam I Am
