Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle

[Riot]

You are soooooo bad at picking songs. You do realize this chart is like half a beat off?

It adds to the challenge! (I don't think this song is that off, I do fine on it, but I'm a more visual player I guess)

In keeping with the theme of Vegas week, you will play a song by none other than Caesars! As we romp around one of the most mainstream, commercial cities in the United States, you will play one of the most mainstream licensed songs. And since we will probably run into a lot of salty jerks, and Merk has been talking about the way Vegas makes his manhood feel....



Go forth and prosper.

[Merk]

I wish there was a DDR song about gambling and/or playing fighting games.

EDIT: OK Riot is awesome we will play that song.

[Ho]

*thumbs up*

[Merk]

As we romp around one of the most mainstream, commercial cities in the United States

Las Vegas is a giant money whore but I wouldn't go so far as to call it mainstream. Pretty much everything is local and the things you can get in Vegas you can't get anywhere else.

[Riot]

I dunno, I mean mainstream in the sense of everyone knows it and is constantly depicted and talked about in movies and culture.

[Merk]

Oh okay thanks for clarifying.

[Merk]

Neither of us played last week and with Chad being preoccupied with his Gencon duties we might have to wait until the 15th to get our scores in for Jerk It Out unless he wants to forfeit. Three weeks of beating it can't be too bad, right? Right?!

I plan on playing over the weekend, if Chad can find time to play then we'll start a new song on Monday, the 8th.

[Merk]

Chad! Did you play Jerk It Out yesterday?

[Fluffyumpkins]

Newp.

[Merk]

Fuck you, I'm going to go play right now.

[Merk]

Okay, I got 5 greats. Please, somebody - anybody - play this fucking song so this thread becomes interesting again and I can feel like I've accomplished something with my life.

I'm probably going to go to the arcade again to play because I am enjoying losing weight. Imma fuck a white bitch.

[Merk]

Alright Chad, one more time, did you play? If not, I'm just going to say fuck it and we'll pick a new song for this week.

[Merk]

Alright, fuck it, Chad loses this week. Let's pick a new song!

What did we learn these last two weeks?

Chad can't Jerk It Out
Going on vacation ruins everybody's schedule
I still give a shit
I need coffee in the mornings now
My fawtz have become rancid
I probably lost weight but my scale ran out of batteries so I don't know for sure
4 AAA batteries cost twelve fucking dollars
Riot is dead
Chad has a girlfriend now thanks to the internet
Brian's cat is dead
Gencon is a great opportunity for escapism
I don't believe Amp ever AAA'd the B4U Remix off of Empress on Hyper
There is nothing to look forward to anymore until football comes back in a month
Stocks plummeted because day traders are collectivist retards
I'm still jealous of SDP's lifestyle
Pokebis made a new fwend
No one gives a shit about Minecraft
No one gives a shit about Marvel
For $120 I can get Showtime for a year and thus, the new season of Dexter.

[Ho]

My cat isn't dead. He's not doing so great, but he's most certainly still alive.

Merk is a big baby with no friends. He is so lonely that he texted me demanding I make a post here.

I tried to get my machine working last night to play Jerk It Out, but it wouldn't cooperate. I may give it another go tonight, but I'll probably finish changing the brakes on my car instead. If I ever play the song, I'll post my score...even though it will be painfully late.

I will refrain from making a song suggestion for this week since Merk doesn't like my suggestions and I may not get around to playing it anyway.

[Merk]

Brian you can make a song suggestion just don't try to pull a fast one and pick something that is notoriously gimmicky or off-sync. iFuturelist and Red Zone are two examples of songs that are horribly off.

Pretty much anything from Extreme works because those charts weren't awful.

I am a big baby and I use indyDDR as an escape from work; it brings me great pleasure to debate and chit-chat about stupid shit with all of you. What is wrong with your machine?