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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:57 pm
by seveneleven
Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:I'm the happiest panda ever. <3
And that ... is pretty Random... :P

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 8:34 pm
by Green Tea
Silent_Blade wrote:
Green Tea wrote:
Silent_Blade wrote:Now see, I understand "I'm in your base killin' your dudes" but what if I waited Outside your base and killed your dudes? Would it be less effective?
well it wouldn't be as insulting... if someone was all up in my base and killin my dudes I'd be all like... stop that! but if they were outside they wouldn't hear me so it'd be stupid to say something.... so yea... less effective
But what if you killed them with your hydraulic penis? That'd be horribly insulting, not to mention pimped to the tenth degree!
or if you were wearing a cockring of fertility +3.........

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:35 pm
by hascoolnickname
anyone ever notice that drukqs poster in shaun of the dead?

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:52 pm
by Silent_Blade
I have found a way to solve world hunger!

I'm watching feed the children a few nights ago 'cause it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do, and this old guy's going on and on about how this little girl has to work at a sweat shop to feed her and her brother...Well, I said to myself "Why doesn't she just tie up her brother and leave him in the sun a few weeks, maybe put a little chili powder on him and he's be just like a form of jerky" I mean seriously, take half of the hobo's/poor people and leave them in the sun and you can feed all the other poor/hungry for a long time!

Or, we could package it to nonpoor/middle class people by making it funny, I could call it "Have you seen our child, Jerky" And it'll have like one of those missing persons posters on the bag and each one is different telling you a bit about who you're eating...Mmmm Sounds damn good to me!

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:56 pm
by Fagulous
Silent_Blade wrote:I have found a way to solve world hunger!

I'm watching feed the children a few nights ago 'cause it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do, and this old guy's going on and on about how this little girl has to work at a sweat shop to feed her and her brother...Well, I said to myself "Why doesn't she just tie up her brother and leave him in the sun a few weeks, maybe put a little chili powder on him and he's be just like a form of jerky" I mean seriously, take half of the hobo's/poor people and leave them in the sun and you can feed all the other poor/hungry for a long time!

Or, we could package it to nonpoor/middle class people by making it funny, I could call it "Have you seen our child, Jerky" And it'll have like one of those missing persons posters on the bag and each one is different telling you a bit about who you're eating...Mmmm Sounds damn good to me!
I say, that's a modest proposal worth looking into. :P

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:10 am
by mexican ninja
Fagulous wrote:
Silent_Blade wrote:I have found a way to solve world hunger!

I'm watching feed the children a few nights ago 'cause it was like 3am and I had nothing better to do, and this old guy's going on and on about how this little girl has to work at a sweat shop to feed her and her brother...Well, I said to myself "Why doesn't she just tie up her brother and leave him in the sun a few weeks, maybe put a little chili powder on him and he's be just like a form of jerky" I mean seriously, take half of the hobo's/poor people and leave them in the sun and you can feed all the other poor/hungry for a long time!

Or, we could package it to nonpoor/middle class people by making it funny, I could call it "Have you seen our child, Jerky" And it'll have like one of those missing persons posters on the bag and each one is different telling you a bit about who you're eating...Mmmm Sounds damn good to me!
I say, that's a modest proposal worth looking into. :P
Your FACE is a modest proposal worth looking into!

Burn.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:12 am
by Potter
hascoolnickname wrote:anyone ever notice that drukqs poster in shaun of the dead?

Hell yea! BOYYYYY AT is just the coolest shit america cant even grip them.

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:35 am
by God Of Rock
LET'S MAKE A KITE OUT OF SQUIRRELS AND FLY IT TO THE MOON!

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:47 am
by God Of Rock
It's about that time........

HI, I AM GENUINE GEORGE ZIMMER, HUMAN'S WEARHOUSE FOUNDER AND CEO. WHEN THAT FRONT POST NOT ALLOWS TO DOUBT IS WELL-WRITTEN, IT DEFICIENTLY CAUSES MY DELICIOUS ANUS PILLAGINGS VERY HAPPY STYLE HAPPIER ELEMENT. MY RAKISH APPROVAL SIGHT POSSIBLY DELIVERS THE WOMAN TO ENTER THE BLASTING EXPLOSIVE, MIND-NUMBING SUITS THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE HIGH TIDE TO DRAW OUT MY DIGNIFIED PLEASURE PISTON AND RAM IN ME IT UNDER THE THROAT WHICH THEY GASPS FOR BREATH BEFORE. WILL HAVE A BELLYFUL IN SEVERAL MINUTES THEM THE STEAMING-HOT PERSON TO SHOCK AND ME TO BOST IN /B/, MY EXISTENCE ALWAYS WILL RECEIVE THE PLACE I WELCOME. I GUARANTEE IT.

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:44 pm
by Grubb
God Of Rock wrote:It's about that time........

HI, I AM GENUINE GEORGE ZIMMER, HUMAN'S WEARHOUSE FOUNDER AND CEO. WHEN THAT FRONT POST NOT ALLOWS TO DOUBT IS WELL-WRITTEN, IT DEFICIENTLY CAUSES MY DELICIOUS ANUS PILLAGINGS VERY HAPPY STYLE HAPPIER ELEMENT. MY RAKISH APPROVAL SIGHT POSSIBLY DELIVERS THE WOMAN TO ENTER THE BLASTING EXPLOSIVE, MIND-NUMBING SUITS THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE HIGH TIDE TO DRAW OUT MY DIGNIFIED PLEASURE PISTON AND RAM IN ME IT UNDER THE THROAT WHICH THEY GASPS FOR BREATH BEFORE. WILL HAVE A BELLYFUL IN SEVERAL MINUTES THEM THE STEAMING-HOT PERSON TO SHOCK AND ME TO BOST IN /B/, MY EXISTENCE ALWAYS WILL RECEIVE THE PLACE I WELCOME. I GUARANTEE IT.
You are Jesus

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:03 am
by mexican ninja
I'm a falcon!

:P

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I get crunker than crunk. I get so crunk, I don't even remember being a falcon. Why you may ask? BECAUSE THATS HOW I MOTHER FUCKING ROLL!

Don't ask why. It's just because. Why? Because.

D.C. sleeps alone tonight.

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:39 am
by Fagulous
this is probably old hat to a lot of you, but I still found it funny.

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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:49 am
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
Jeff, you should have drawn the Heinekin bottle broken.

You were the little fag that kicked it down the stairs, after all. Lolz.

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:51 am
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
And, by the way...

I'm still teh happiest panda. n__n!!! <3!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:31 pm
by Hoody2006
And, by the way...

I'm still teh happiest panda. n__n!!! <3!!!
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