Hey, I'm Riot.

[Dyme]

Awoooga. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6cC-mav9I

u shouldnt hack. haha. jk. very nice vid.

[chocobojoe]

Hey Riot welcome to the boreds

[Riot]

I thank thee, traveller!

I have traversed these wicked and weary landscapes, far from home and close to danger. I have neary a night not wondered about my kingdom and why I undertake this journey, but still I push on towards my destiny. The Dragons of Sixpeak must fall, and as I gather allies along the way, I find myself each day more ready to face the wicked one in his lair. Along with my allies, our world will be safe once more.

[chocobojoe]

I thank thee, traveller!

I have traversed these wicked and weary landscapes, far from home and close to danger. I have neary a night not wondered about my kingdom and why I undertake this journey, but still I push on towards my destiny. The Dragons of Sixpeak must fall, and as I gather allies along the way, I find myself each day more ready to face the wicked one in his lair. Along with my allies, our world will be safe once more.

A slime appears!

[blackcat]

Wow this thread has lived for almost 2 years. Riot is popular lulz.

[lgolem]

I thank thee, traveller!

I have traversed these wicked and weary landscapes, far from home and close to danger. I have neary a night not wondered about my kingdom and why I undertake this journey, but still I push on towards my destiny. The Dragons of Sixpeak must fall, and as I gather allies along the way, I find myself each day more ready to face the wicked one in his lair. Along with my allies, our world will be safe once more.

A slime appears!

Slime attacks.

It does 3 hp of damage.

Riot pulls out an pistol and blows the fucker head off as trance music starts to play and he slaughters all the little slimes.

[Merk]

GUYS I HEARD RIOT GOT CALBANNED IS THIS TRUE? ROIT POST STORY PLZ

[Riot]

Okay so we were playing this TERRISHITTY team called Total Domination (lawlnuggets) and I was ripping these kids hardstyle (I dropped like 25 on each side). So anyways, you're supposed to record demos of yourself playing both halves so it's easier to tell if someone is hacking. Well the map was inferno, and being on the Terrorist side first, I called my first half CALTINFERNO. Well, Counter-Terrorist side came along, and, like mirroring the first half, I was gonna call it CALCTINFERNO. Well, apparently I made a typo and forgot to put in that "C" so it was CALTINFERNO again, overwriting my first half demo.

So after I'm done thrashing these kids, of course I get disputed. I didn't know that I recorded over my demo until after it was over and I was frantically looking through my demo folder. So I wrote CAL a big long apology note, saying that it was a typo accident, and our team has been in CAL a long time and has never been in trouble or anything. Well, I didn't hear anything back so I figured I was off free, especially cuz the other team was bad and probably just disputing cuz they are terrible and were desperate. Well, a month and a half later I finally get suspended and it lasts til October 3rd. Oh well, I don't think we were going to playoffs anyways we had a bad season....

BUT NOW I CAN TELL EVERYONE I'M CALBANNED! And since everyone always thinks I'm a cheater from watching my videos, that suspension looks mighty fine!

[Merk]

Dude my birthday is October 4th we COULD PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE IN THE CAL LEAGUE TOGETHER ON MY BIRTHDAY YEAH

[chocobojoe]

Oh, hey Riot you're not calbanned anymore. Just FYI.

[chocobojoe]

No, you're not Riot, you're Amp Divorax!

[Riot]

Probably the best thread on IndyDDR, or the internet in general.

[WhiteDragon]

That's because I made it, duh!

[Potter]

gtfo nub

DUDE WTF ARE YOU

[Merk]

MAKE TIHS THREAD AS BIG AS MY EGO

Gonna help you out bwo!

2005 Riot was sooooo different than 2012 Riot.