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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:08 pm
by Fagulous
I think if they legalized pedophilia it could help stablize the economy. That way ambitous young ones could ditch thier paper route and make some real money.

Of course it would have to have the same set up as Nevada's regular whore house's you know, so the government could collect taxes and whatnot.

But that leaves the question what would a parent buy for an 8 year-old that makes more money than they do?

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:21 pm
by Silent_Blade
TROGDOR!

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:44 pm
by Original Sin
Fagulous wrote:I think if they legalized pedophilia it could help stablize the economy. That way ambitous young ones could ditch thier paper route and make some real money.

Of course it would have to have the same set up as Nevada's regular whore house's you know, so the government could collect taxes and whatnot.

But that leaves the question what would a parent buy for an 8 year-old that makes more money than they do?
I've not met many 8 year olds capable of making the kind of decision necessary to become a whore. Teens, yeah maybe, but kids? Hardly.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:15 am
by God Of Rock
Is 'Failed' the new title for banned?

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:16 am
by SoDeepPolaris
I think so.

Apparently Fagulous is in danger.

edit: mispelled name

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:33 am
by Juwi bean
Rosemary's Baby is on.

That's pretty random.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:35 am
by Silent_Blade
It would be awesome if you were your own grandfather =)
Think of how easily you could screw with your grandkids/siblings =P

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:39 am
by mexican ninja
Dude, this makes me so happy. :D Maybe something worthwhile will come.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:16 am
by Ebola Gay
Fagulous wrote:I think if they legalized pedophilia it could help stablize the economy. That way ambitous young ones could ditch thier paper route and make some real money.

Of course it would have to have the same set up as Nevada's regular whore house's you know, so the government could collect taxes and whatnot.

But that leaves the question what would a parent buy for an 8 year-old that makes more money than they do?
Being a genius, I am usually able to rely on my wit and cunning to produce reasons as to why people say stupid things. But sometimes, things just get too stupid, stupid enough that even my immense intellect refuses to analyze it, for fear that the stupidness will spread through my brain, like some sort of heinous virus, and reduce me to a blathering idiot.

Congratulations, you have just achieved the impossible.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:41 am
by dancing queen iu
I have a finite math midterm in a little over two hours. Who the fuck puts a midterm at 9am on a saturday morning?

...Fucking IU...

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:17 am
by Grubb
Gatekeeper wrote:The one by I-456 on the east side?
Yup, the one off shadeland.

Everybody should come by and have some fun. I'll even play a DDR song or two if I can.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:53 am
by MonMotha
Grubb wrote:
Gatekeeper wrote:The one by I-456 on the east side?
Yup, the one off shadeland.

Everybody should come by and have some fun. I'll even play a DDR song or two if I can.
Moved to Gettin' Together...nah.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:55 am
by GaKki
Look. I am being random. AND I LOVE IT!

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:18 pm
by IceDraco
MMMMM forbidon donught armm


simpsons anyone?

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:23 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
I'm gonna go skate. Yeah, you heard me.


OMG switch 720 top soul to truespin negative kindgrind 1080 out! off a roof!