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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:05 pm
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
sam wrote:...she loves me
...she really loves me...
i don't think any day is better than waking up the day after you hear this from that "old
one". We have made plans and we're going to settle down together once I finish my degree in california...i didn't think she'd ever come back but
Current mood: hsoifahsdoifhaoishfosa (sorry it just seemed like i'm posting on lj...i just don't know what to say...i'm too happy right now)
Yaaay!!! n_____n!!!!!
Go Sam!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:20 pm
by God Of Rock
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT.
SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM.
MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT!
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:55 am
by Green Tea
I drew a pirate because I felt like it...
He's an unhappy pirate
because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:58 pm
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
Green Tea wrote:I drew a pirate because I felt like it...
He's an unhappy pirate
because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)
XD
I broke down giggling when I saw why he was such an unhappy pirate.
XD XD XD
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:25 am
by FLAKK
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:32 pm
by danc1005
Ugh...goatse and tubgirl and all that crap should never be mentioned on any forum...ever. Having said that, check out
http://www.myspace2.com .
-Dan
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:34 pm
by sam
what is that man doing to his anus?!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:45 pm
by Potter
THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:02 pm
by Green Tea
Potter wrote:THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN
I've got an april fool's joke.... your face
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:19 pm
by danc1005
Green Tea wrote:Potter wrote:THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN
I've got an april fool's joke.... your face
OHHHHHHH. Got 'im.
-Dan
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:59 pm
by Potter
Green Tea wrote:Potter wrote:THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN
I've got an april fool's joke.... your face
ROFL
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:16 pm
by Ottop
I quit smoking weed.
PS: Fuck the police
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:25 pm
by sam
willingly?
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:26 pm
by Green Tea
I quit homework
PS. Fuck exams
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:22 pm
by hascoolnickname
Since when did gw pads hate me
where you at
