Jones Soda

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:41 pm

~*+*craziefairy*+*~ wrote:since when do they make jones in cans???

Only from Target. It's a distribution deal.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:59 pm

I don't mean to be a hater but, gah I hate jones, it tastes like liquified pixie sticks to me.

The pictures are kind of cool though.

malictus · Post by **malictus** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:28 pm

Yeah, I'm actually not a big fan either. Too sugary and artificial tasting for me, at least all the flavors I've tried...

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:50 pm

Fagulous wrote:I don't mean to be a hater but, gah I hate jones, it tastes like liquified pixie sticks to me.

The pictures are kind of cool though.

yeah.... well.... you're a liquified pixie stick

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:05 am

So I checked their website, and they have apparently retired the flavor Happy, I am now sad.

~*+*craziefairy*+*~ · Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:10 am

Pheadra wrote:So I checked their website, and they have apparently retired the flavor Happy, I am now sad.

did they say why???

Jeff Jeff Revolution · Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:26 am

Original Sin wrote:
~*+*craziefairy*+*~ wrote:
Pheadra wrote:Has anyone tried the flavor Happy? I found it once and LOVED it...and yea I've never seen it again...
happy? hmm...how did you feel after it? tipsy? overly excited?
Lucky. It's rare, so drinking one is a priviledge.

I've had one. That was it...never seen it again since.

You guys are treating Jones like one-night-stands...not that they aren't that good or anything.

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:20 pm

I'm looking for the flavor "Emo"

Jeff Jeff Revolution · Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:42 pm

hascoolnickname wrote:I'm looking for the flavor "Emo"

I'm not sure if that would come in a glass bottle or even a metal can...

(Yeah, had to go there. Sorry.)

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:30 pm

Jeff Jeff Revolution wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:I'm looking for the flavor "Emo"
I'm not sure if that would come in a glass bottle or even a metal can...

(Yeah, had to go there. Sorry.)

Emo is a whole line of flavors like:

Lemon-Lime Spite, self-loathing, pain, suffering, crybaby, "I'm just trying to find myself" (my favorite flavor), and "Crappy Music"

the glass bottles come with detachable tops with serrated edges, they're currently investigating a good way to keep the can in one peice to not accidently lacerate the user.

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:16 pm

Green Tea wrote:
Jeff Jeff Revolution wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:I'm looking for the flavor "Emo"
I'm not sure if that would come in a glass bottle or even a metal can...

(Yeah, had to go there. Sorry.)
Emo is a whole line of flavors like:

Lemon-Lime Spite, self-loathing, pain, suffering, crybaby, "I'm just trying to find myself" (my favorite flavor), and "Crappy Music"

the glass bottles come with detachable tops with serrated edges, they're currently investigating a good way to keep the can in one peice to not accidently lacerate the user.

Emo is a genre of music, not a lifestyle, fashion, salespitch, or Jones Soda flavor.

Emo is Fugazi, Rites Of Spring, Sunny Day Real Estate, not Simple Plan and My Chemical(gofuckingdie) Romance.

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:46 pm

Post hardcore emo has been murdered. I don't think you could ask any emo kid who Ian MacKaye is and get a good answer. <3 minor threat

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:16 pm

you guys suck I give you gold with lemon-lime spite...

Post by Ho » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:15 pm

Green Tea wrote:you guys suck I give you gold with lemon-lime spite...

I lol'd.