ummmmm Poker anyone???

[Merk]

Alright, so I am spoken for this weekend (fantasy football draft) and next weekend (Labor Day shit and 5 year anniversary shit with the ladyfriend).

I am however now available for the 9th - does that sound like a good time for everyone else? Brian make a Facebook thingy so we can get a shload of people to play cards. Maybe the ol' I/O board will be done by thennnnnn.

EDIT: We can do another Bordello thing too.

[Merk]

Chad and I will be hosting a Poker night at Da Butt Hut this upcoming Wednesday (the 11th) at 7:30pm. The game is $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Texas Hold 'em, standard 100 big-blind max buy-in.

[Merk]

I might be able to hang out with people on the 25th (Wednesday before ACEN). Does anyone want to play poker or should I give up the dream because no one wants to drive to the northwest side of town?

[Merk]

Tried to throw money onto Cake poker last night but Chase's payment processors denied the transaction since it doesn't want to deal with on-line poker. Fucking Christ do we live in a police state. I don't understand how the government can tell banks to deny my right to spend my money on something that is 100% legal, did we not recently establish that the way you spend your money ties in to freedom of speech?

I am totally getting oppressed here and I am upset about it.

[Merk]

Chad and I are hosting a poker night this upcoming Tuesday (the 24th). Event is on Facebook. If you are not friends with me on Facebook and would like an invite let me know.

http://www.facebook.com/events/221405364647919/

[Merk]

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS:

The date has been changed for Wednesday, the 25th...

[Fluffyumpkins]

[Ho]

I wish I had a picture of the face I made when I saw that just now.

[Merk]

I did a spit take all over Chad this evening.

I am an asshole, I'm sorry.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Greetings. Welcome to Marklar. I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar.

This is what did it. Unreal.

[Merk]

Keep in mind that was said in the most dead pan way by the guy named Rob Snyder who is also literally a South Park joke just like Marklar.

For some reason the irony and the way he said it was just too much for me. I took a sip of my purp at the worst possible time.

[Merk]

Would anybody like to play cards again?

[Ho]

I'm in...maybe not *all* in, but in.

[mariekanter]

Excellent offer. What day are you going for this?

[Merk]

lmao I love this bot!