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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:24 pm
by Arka
Or "creatively reinterpret" your old walking stick. Have I ever mentioned how much nicer and more scrupulous people are with me when I'm toting my ~4 ft. bone-like walking stick? They know of its dark potential. :twisted:

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:11 pm
by BeatmaniacIIDX
I have one of those :P I just can't get as good a swing with it.

Some people on here know what I'm talking about, but this guy has stolen from me, short changed me, and in general acts like an asshole. Yeah, admittedly I'd have been angry if it was just my money, but I was a middle man, and it gave me bad rep. Apparently because I'm whipped in relationships and don't come from the city, I'm soft. Wrong. Someone's going to hate me after all is said and done.

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:40 pm
by BeatmaniacIIDX
^ Above said revenge will not be illegal and none of the mentioned activities are illegal.

(Covering my ass before assumptions are made ;)

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:44 pm
by x3Mamimi
Drugs are for losers.

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:58 pm
by Potter
not if there older than you by about 3 years

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:52 am
by BeatmaniacIIDX
x3Mamimi wrote:Drugs are for losers.
Yes they are. The make "losers" and everyone not popular feel good.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:52 am
by sam
x3Mamimi wrote:Drugs are for losers.
thanks for your input. when you develop the mental capacity to understand that it's human nature to desire a mental state change once in a while you'll realize that drugs are not for losers. people with bad will power and people who make awful choices are losers. by the by, if you drink alcohol you're worse than a loser; you're a hypocritical loser on one of the most detrimental drugs out there.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:02 am
by Riot
Eh, I think I have afforementioned "mental capacity," and I still hold drugs are for losers.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:34 am
by BeatmaniacIIDX
So yeah... For the first time last night, I had a prostitute offer me sex. Walking back to my car from an underground venue and she asks if I have a cigarette, I reply "No.". Then she's like "You wanna grind?", and I thought nothing of it until she said "Depending on what you got, I'll do anything you want."

Scary. :shock:

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:37 am
by malictus
I get a heckuva lot of spam, but this one in my Inbox this morning may be one of my favorites.

(Reproduced in its entirety)
Strange spammer wrote:I'm so sorry! :)
i love to play music. i play various instruments. i love sports and dancing as well.
http://zelotorelotkas.com/
I am a small one romantico, tranquil, somewhat crazy, amusing, without complexes, but not effeminate, i like a lot the art above all the sculptures, I am student, but always I have moments of relajacion with friends and schoolmates, I love the movies, to leave to walk for the nights, to go to the record stores, hatred the fish, the shellfish and marine every species in the foods.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:43 am
by Arka
Nice.

I like the ones about degrees from "prestigious unaccredited universities," but that's just because I have a twisted sense of humor.

OTOH, the standard Viagresque spam is getting more interesting. I had one the other day promise me a way to "enlarge my circuits." Doesn't that run counter to the past 50 years of research in electronics? :P

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:57 am
by BeatmaniacIIDX
They do everything they can to make it past the spam filter. I get a lot of email about anal and women pissing on each other.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:18 pm
by Arka
I never get any of those... just things about enlarging my non-existent bits.

Well, and the one about circuits. Clearly they have me pegged for the techno-fetishist I am. :shock: :twisted:

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:53 pm
by Original Sin
x3Mamimi wrote:Drugs are for losers.
Drugs only make you a loser if you're a loser to begin with. Substances only enhance what's already there to begin with.
If you have no common sense, and no will power to avoid becomming a worthless junkie, then you have no business dabbling with substances of any kind. You have to know yourself, and know your limits.
The 'drug' problem is actually a huge problem with moden society, and it's not about the drugs at all. It's about limitations and free thought. Substances have been around since the dawn of time, and every culture I'm aware of has used them for various purposes.

And hey, if we really wanna fight dirty, I'm pretty sure religion has killed just as many, if not more people than substance abuse. Perhaps religion is for losers, too.

For the record, I don't partake of anything but Absinthe, and even that is very rarely. However, what people do with their own lives is their business, and so long as they don't infringe upon my life, it shall remain so. It's not my place, your place, or anyone's for that matter, to pass judgement off on someone's private life unless it directly effects you.
Your casual user of certain drugs is not a detriment to society.
Now, junkies who steal/kill/rape etc for more crack...yes, that is a problem, but it only represents a small percentage of substance users.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:04 pm
by BeatmaniacIIDX
Meh... Mamimi is young, give her a break. She's still in the system.