Internet dating *or* grasping for love at end of one's rope

[Fluffyumpkins]

Date 2 (runback edition): A Second Opinion

THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE:

- Start my calorie counting logbook
- Gone shopping for tons of chicken, tofu and fish
- Run at least 3 miles
- Buy new basketball kicks
- Gamelan my Couple

THINGS I DIDN'T DO LAST NIGHT:

- Start my calorie counting logbook
- Gone shopping for tons of chicken, tofu and fish
- Run at least 3 miles
- Buy new basketball kicks
- Gamelan my Couple

WHAT I ENDED UP DOING:

- Tidied up my room as fast as possible.
- Met same girl, but on way better circumstances.
- Went to Saigon Vietnamese restaurant to find out they moved locations.
- Took a moment to admire broken car glass and shady car shop. Indy has a wonderful ghetto.
- Went to new Saigon location to find out they are closed on Tuesday.
- Plan B trip to OnTime Chinese seafood.
- Ordered jellyfish to see if she’d eat it. She did.
- Wandered Saraga looking for a durian. I didn’t find one.
- Retreated from ghetto to see Super 8
- Had the entire theatre to ourselves. This has never happened to me before.
- One of the employees scared the two of us during a particularly suspenseful scene by being too stealthy behind us.
- Drove back to my house
- Evaded awkward ‘so now what’ moment by chilling on back porch
- Identified constellations (namely Sagittarius.)
- Stared at a random-ass coyote in my back yard.
- Bid farewell.
- Drum n bass fix.
- Bed.

[Ho]

Don't you remember?

• No Thai Monday
• No Vietnamese Tuesday
• No Korean Wednesday

I want to say there was something closed on Thursdays, but I can't remember now myself.

How's the new Saigon location? Jon Nolen told me they moved a few months ago, but I haven't been over there to check it out myself. Oh wait...I guess you wouldn't really know how it is since it was closed. Let me know if you do check it out sometime.

I read Super 8 and thought you had taken her to a motel at first.

At any rate, you didn't really say, but this sounded like a reasonable success. Yes/no?

[Riot]

I'm curious as to what you thought of Super 8? It is relatively popular and mainstream so you probably hated it.

[Merk]

Chad suspiciously left out the part where he and his date made the fuck out. Yesh I would say it was a success.

ooooo I gonna suck youse guys dicks off

[Fluffyumpkins]

Chad suspiciously left out the part where he and his date made the fuck out. Yesh I would say it was a success.

ooooo I gonna suck youse guys dicks off

We definitely didn't 'make the fuck out.' IndyDDR is a public enough forum that I wouldn't exclude the possibility that someone finds this thread after some stalking action. This kid has 0 discretion, you feel me?

Do you Merk? Do you feel me?

[Fluffyumpkins]

Hay baby, you ever been touched by a dude wearing DDR pads?

Are you joking me? Merk would have made bank a hundo pounds ago.

[Merk]

That's for real. Bitches are peepin' my shit. Being goofy is a-ok for OKcupid.

[Merk]

I love putting people on my hidden/ignore list on OKC. I feel like I am literally giving someone a SNAP BACK

[Merk]

There are literally three people on this website that openly admit liking JCore in their profile.

Chad and I are two of them.

[Merk]

I have no idea why but chicks pretty much touch their shit over this picture:



HEY LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM GUYS

[Riot]

I don't get it, why would she not want me?

"Hi! I noticed your profile picture and you are angelic! I don't do well with first impressions so don't get turned off by profile picture. Trust that I can win you over with poetry, sincerity, and maybe even a few gifts! I want to date a hot girl to boost my self confidence and impress all my friends and prove my mom wrong. Looking forward to your response."

+ =

[Merk]

* Demonstrate value
* Engage physically
* Nurture dependence
* Neglect emotionally
* Inspire hope
* Separate entirely

The Dennis system. Guaranteed to get the pussy wet and the dick hard.

[Merk]

Me and that chick that Stalkz0r messaged are a 78% match.

[Riot]

Back off my princess.

[ImuyumI]

Back off my princess.

I'm sorry but your princess is in another castle.