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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:56 pm
by Original Sin
When Jesus dies, I get candy...so, by my skewed deductive reasoning, that means...
....
::processing::
....
JESUS IS MADE OF CANDY!!!!!

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:00 pm
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
DAMN RIGHT HE IS!!!!
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:33 pm
by djfooboo
+1
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:40 pm
by Silent_Blade
I'm Walrus Will The Angry Pirate Dentist!
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:35 pm
by Spazz
There's a koala on my 'puter screen.
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:37 pm
by SirPhobos
sometimes i wish i were a manic depressive paranoid android.
at least then i'd be a robot.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:30 pm
by gasflame
It sucks when your boyfriends mom makes him dump you adn then she has no apparent reasons for hateing you. Yes, it DOES SUCK ASS BALLS! anyways. thats all for now.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:48 pm
by Mei-Mei
In today's discussion of abortion in class....
Prof: "In theory, if you had one bomb, and had to target an In Vitro Fertilization clinic with 100,000 embryos or a school with 500 children, which would you bomb? Which has the greater right to life?"
Girl student: "Why would you choose those as targets in the first place?"
Guy student: "You could have potential terrorists in either"
I love Moral Issues.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:06 pm
by God Of Rock
How close are they? Could I potentially get both with one bomb?
Or cram all the embryos into the bomb and drop it on the school?
Because really, I can't stand either one of them....
That and killing 1,500 minors at once would be mad tasty
sexy....
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:26 pm
by Original Sin
Concured like no one's business.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:42 pm
by Mei-Mei
God Of Rock wrote:How close are they? Could I potentially get both with one bomb?
Or cram all the embryos into the bomb and drop it on the school?
Because really, I can't stand either one of them....
That and killing 1,500 minors at once would be mad tasty
sexy....
omg, liek, r u a liberal? XD
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:51 pm
by Potter
leik 80 percant of ppl on here are liberalzorz
bush makes my poop smell
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:54 pm
by Original Sin
Mei-Mei wrote:God Of Rock wrote:How close are they? Could I potentially get both with one bomb?
Or cram all the embryos into the bomb and drop it on the school?
Because really, I can't stand either one of them....
That and killing 1,500 minors at once would be mad tasty
sexy....
omg, liek, r u a liberal? XD
Actually we just strongly dislike kids.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:03 pm
by Jinchuu
Kids aren't all bad.. they go pretty good on pizza.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:10 pm
by djfooboo
The purple jelly beans are terrible.