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Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:53 pm

hascoolnickname wrote:theres directions for how to make poptars
lawlz
dont even need tocook put in yo mouf so good

they lie on the package. They say put in the microwave for 3 seconds THREE SECONDS!!! like that does anything (I've tried.) I hate poptarts for that reason (actually I'm eating them right now, but refuse to cook them in the microwave.)

Post by Ho » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:37 am

Green Tea wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:theres directions for how to make poptars
lawlz
dont even need tocook put in yo mouf so good
they lie on the package. They say put in the microwave for 3 seconds THREE SECONDS!!! like that does anything (I've tried.) I hate poptarts for that reason (actually I'm eating them right now, but refuse to cook them in the microwave.)

Only the vending machine ones cook up in the microwave that fast because they're pre-toasted for your convenience...you're basically just heating them up. Three seconds is maybe a little short depending on the power of your microwave, but it doesn't take long. The ones you get in the store are more raw, so you're doing the final bake in the toaster and three seconds in the micro won't do much of anything.

Speaking of powerful microwaves...commercial restaurant microwaves are the bomb (and probably would make a good one). They're something like 2000+ watts. The cook at the restaurant I worked at said he could cook a chicken breast completely through in the micro in 1.5 minutes. Now that's a strong microwave!

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:30 pm

Green Tea wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:theres directions for how to make poptars
lawlz
dont even need tocook put in yo mouf so good
they lie on the package. They say put in the microwave for 3 seconds THREE SECONDS!!! like that does anything (I've tried.) I hate poptarts for that reason (actually I'm eating them right now, but refuse to cook them in the microwave.)

The first and only time I ever saw sparks in my microwave was when my little brother put his Poptarts IN THE WRAPPER into the microwave to heat them up.

It was pretty cool.

...then it was pretty smelly.

On a slightly and completey unrelated note, don't put your socks in the microwave to warm them up. No matter what people on the TV do, and no matter how cold your feet are. Just say no.

Post by Ho » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:20 pm

Vending machine Pop Tarts don't come in a foil package...more evidence that the store bought kind aren't meant to be microwaved.

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:23 pm

LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO WRITE A LETTER TO THESE FOLK

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:42 pm

hascoolnickname wrote:LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO WRITE A LETTER TO THESE FOLK

DEAR POPTARTS,
"OH YEAH"?! NO, IT'S MORE LIKE "OH NO, LOOK WHAT I DID TO THIS LOVELY HOME."

Math · Post by **Math** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:28 pm

Are there any vegetarians on here besides me? :(

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:13 pm

Some would call me a vegetarian, but I eat meat on occasion. If you want me to explain it I will.

Math · Post by **Math** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:24 pm

hascoolnickname wrote:Some would call me a vegetarian, but I eat meat on occasion. If you want me to explain it I will.

I think I know what you mean. Back in the day when I first decided to go Veggie, I figured I'd still eat meat once in a while. But it turned out easier for me than I thought it would.

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:42 pm

I wont buy something with meat in it and throw the meat out, thats nonsense and doing nothing to stop the amount of meat that is bought at the place and doesn't have an impact on factory farming. I can't say that I like the taste of meat anymore though, I had some sausage and it tasted like shit, but it was mcdonalds breakfast hhahahaha. They have decent pancakes though, at least the one time I had them they were okay.

sam · Post by **sam** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:48 pm

i'm a meatatarian....i eat 2 veggies total:
beans and corn ^_^

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:20 pm

hascoolnickname wrote:....thats nonsense and doing nothing to stop the amount of meat that is bought at the place and doesn't have an impact on factory farming.

Looks like it's just another person I will have to eat twice as much meat for.

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:27 pm

Green Tea wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:....thats nonsense and doing nothing to stop the amount of meat that is bought at the place and doesn't have an impact on factory farming.
Looks like it's just another person I will have to eat twice as much meat for.

So then to Omega's we go? ...good lord that was a lot of sausage...

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:00 am

Green Tea wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:....thats nonsense and doing nothing to stop the amount of meat that is bought at the place and doesn't have an impact on factory farming.
Looks like it's just another person I will have to eat twice as much meat for.

go ahead. get my heart and cholesterol problems for me too while you're at it

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:59 am

GOOD THING THE HUMAN BODY DOESENT NEED MEAT? AMIRIE? AMIRITE? O WAI-