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Pheonixguy wrote:

danc1005 wrote:
lol

at least hp wasnt winning...

21:37:46Halo2Nrd says: you owe me a coke
21:37:52Halo2Nrd says: and easter candy
21:37:57Halo2Nrd says: and some fuzzy dice
21:37:58Halo2Nrd says: damn dude

21:38:04I say: I left it in the car when I met up in the Fort

21:38:12Halo2Nrd says: come down (up?) here

21:38:19I say: yeah; I'm going to have my thumbs broken sometime if I don't pay up

21:38:27Halo2Nrd says: I got contacts

21:38:29I say: "I can't play Guitar Hero!"

21:38:32Halo2Nrd says: romanian mafia frealz

21:38:46I say: Cbav seems like the most prevolent person who would know me enough to kill me
21:38:49I say: that you know, at least
21:39:06I say: maybe Blackcat

21:39:20Halo2Nrd says: mike is a killer in disguise
21:39:23Halo2Nrd says: that cool, calm demeanor?
21:39:31Halo2Nrd says: all a facade
21:39:51Halo2Nrd says: to hide the cold-blooded highly trained, highly efficient assassin that he is

21:40:06I say: I bet he could kill a guy with his toes

21:40:18Halo2Nrd says: psh
21:40:18Halo2Nrd says: with one toe
21:40:21Halo2Nrd says: his fucking pinky toe

21:40:28I say: however, I'm not sure if Mike knows enough to kill me
21:40:34I say: not sure if he knows my high school

21:40:39Halo2Nrd says: has he ever seen you?

21:40:46I say: yeah, I only went to the Fort with him

21:40:47Halo2Nrd says: then it's already too late
21:41:00Halo2Nrd says: RUN WHILE YOU CAN
21:41:02Halo2Nrd says: delay the inevitable

21:41:21I say: see IndyDDR profile>see MySpace> see hometown, school, full name, age, description of house,
21:41:23I say: I'm screwed
21:41:27I say: he's going to shoot me
21:41:29I say: WITH A GUN

21:41:47Halo2Nrd says: it's all a ploy
21:41:50Halo2Nrd says: the last name?
21:41:54Halo2Nrd says: "blandford"?

21:42:00I say: yep

21:42:06Halo2Nrd says: BLAND: not spicy, not ostentatious, uninteresting
21:42:14Halo2Nrd says: HE'S TRYING TO DEFLECT ATTENTION
21:42:32Halo2Nrd says: HE'S WANTED IN ANYWHERE FROM 42-67 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

21:42:45I say: some of them aren't official regal countries yet
21:42:58I say: some sent mixed signals over AIM (damn that chinese is hard to translate)

21:43:15Halo2Nrd says: he speaks over 300 languages
21:43:23Halo2Nrd says: and various dialects of each

21:43:30I say: and just 212 countries? whoo

21:43:33Halo2Nrd says: he's been behind every murder for the past 60 years

21:43:38I say: Aids? that was him
21:43:43I say: Hiroshima, his idea

21:43:48Halo2Nrd says: kennedy?
21:43:50Halo2Nrd says: didn't stand a chance

21:43:55I say: I bet he blocked that bullet
21:44:11I say: Kennedy was so impressed, his head exploded into the senators lap

21:44:13Halo2Nrd says: HE CAN TIME TRAVEL
21:44:23Halo2Nrd says: 88 mph?

21:44:29I say: delorean ftw
21:44:38I say: Safety Not Guaranteed though

21:44:39Halo2Nrd says: he was the inspiration for that movie

21:44:41I say: he's only done it once before

21:45:22Halo2Nrd says: marty represents a young mike blandford (as he is now known in these parts) when he discovered his unique abilities to bend the space-time continuum

21:45:45I say: then who would Doc be?
21:45:53I say: Bob Barker?

21:45:55Halo2Nrd says: mike's creator
21:46:01Halo2Nrd says: you can't give birth to a beast like that

21:46:06I say: only create one

21:46:29Halo2Nrd says: DUDE
21:47:10Halo2Nrd says: 9/11 WAS MIKE'S ATTEMPT TO BEST HIS PREVIOUS ATTACK ON DECEMBER 7, 1941

21:47:19I say: ouch
21:47:32I say: Titanic?
21:47:34I say: all him

21:47:46Halo2Nrd says: there was no iceberg
21:47:52Halo2Nrd says: mike was going for a swin
21:47:54Halo2Nrd says: swim*

21:48:17I say: he cannot be stopped

21:48:20Halo2Nrd says: "fuck your double hull, fuck your 8 water tight compartments"

21:48:31I say: screw you Leonardo DiCaprio!
21:48:33I say: WHAM!

21:48:43Halo2Nrd says: jeff
21:48:57Halo2Nrd says: there's a point where a joke is too far
21:48:59Halo2Nrd says: that was offensive
21:49:01Halo2Nrd says: on SO MANY LEVELS
21:49:07Halo2Nrd says: I don't think I can talk to you anymore

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21:49:24Halo2Nrd says: or can I?

21:49:29I say: I'd say you can
21:49:40I say: but that's entirely your decision
21:49:47I say: Mike kidnapped my brain and made me say it
21:49:52I say: don't forgive me, forgive him

21:49:58Halo2Nrd says: alright well that was fun
21:50:05Halo2Nrd says: but there's some corn waiting for me in the kitchen

Cbav wrote:HEY JEFF DID YOU GET A PRANK CALL LAST NIGHT?
lmao

hascoolnickname wrote:Today at 2:06 am, new message from an unidentified caller, 5 seconds
"I was interested to know how big your testicles are?"

Jeff: *yawning* hello..?
Me: GOD MY BALLS ARE SO BIG!
Jeff: ... .. . what...?
Me: *begins playing a sound clip of the INdiana Jones Theme Song*