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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:03 pm
by WhiteDragon
liquidblue aka DBV wrote:do you want a dildo on your cell phone?
Vibrate mode, GO!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:28 pm
by hascoolnickname
iTouch

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:50 pm
by chocobojoe
liquidblue aka DBV wrote:
OrangeLounger wrote:
liquidblue aka DBV wrote:do you want a dildo on your cell phone?
They're actually making something like this, it's called the iCock. It's like an mp3 player, phone, and phallic pleasure device all in one.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:54 pm
by danc1005
I heard a while back that Ron Jeremy was developing a cell phone app called Ron Jeremy's Stimulator. IIRC, it was designed to "vibrate at varying levels of intensity for pleasure on the go".

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:29 pm
by mexican ninja
liquidblue aka DBV wrote:
mexican ninja wrote:
Fluffyumpkins wrote: Agreed. Phone is phone. If you want a PDA, buy a PDA.
For real combining electronics into one easy to use package is so stupid. Why would people want e-mail and internet access anywhere they get phone service?
Blah blah blah blah
You're examples are the stupidest things I've ever heard. They're not even on the same level as internet access combined with a phone.

Really and truly, I'm sorry I don't lead such a busy life that I don't have a spare 15 minutes to lol at some kids on indyddr. And yeah, the bus in san fran is the only place in the world people can check their phones because things like downtime/spare time/free time don't exist for anyone else but me. Suckers.

Also I really can't stand being able to keep in touch with friends using LJ, email and AIM. Friends aren't really important to me which is why I spend all my free time on campus staring at a tiny ass screen (wait did I just contridict myself?) avoiding face time with people. I'm antisocial and all people are assholes except for Tony and to a lesser extent Zach. They're pretty cool. I'd say Dan too but he has a nicer car than me so he's an asshole. Speaking of assholes I also don't want to be that asshole in every group of friends who has to rush to the computer every fucking time we step inside a house to check her ( I say her because 80% of the time its a woman) MySpace. I already checked mine on the car ride over fools (JEFF HAS A MYSPACE LOLOLOL).

Seriously though I have a sidekick mostly for various forms of text messaging (aim, email, SMS etc.). And before some asshole says "lolol y don't u jus call da person???" fuck off I don't have a lot of minutes and this is cheaper. Besides I hate talking to assholes anyways.

In other news what's up with Aesop Rock doing commercials for MTV?

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:44 pm
by Jizzon
OrangeLounger wrote:
liquidblue aka DBV wrote:do you want a dildo on your cell phone?
They're actually making something like this, it's called the iCock. It's like an mp3 player, phone, and phallic pleasure device all in one.
Yeah, I remember the Apple gang releasing a prototype a few years ago.
Riot wrote:
Jizzon wrote:I'm not going to lock these anymore
BALEETED
KILLING SPREE

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:13 pm
by Cbav
lmao. dildo's are so gay.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:13 pm
by Potter
401-822-9436

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:15 pm
by Riot
This thread is immature, please lock it.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:24 pm
by mexican ninja
Your face is immature.

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:29 pm
by Potter
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:32 pm
by Riot
I do have the face of a cherubic, nubile young boy.

AKA A FAT NOOB LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLO

lockplz

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:45 pm
by Merk
Riot stop posting from work lol die

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:46 pm
by elcuebee
mexican ninja wrote: You're examples are the stupidest things I've ever heard. They're not even on the same level as internet access combined with a phone.
You use a phone for talking. WHY would you want to use a phone's slow ass internet, small screen, and lack of mouse to surf the internet, when you can do it at home with a large screen, a mouse, and fast internet?
mexican ninja wrote:Really and truly, I'm sorry I don't lead such a busy life that I don't have a spare 15 minutes to lol at some kids on indyddr. And yeah, the bus in san fran is the only place in the world people can check their phones because things like downtime/spare time/free time don't exist for anyone else but me. Suckers.
Um, if i have free time, I spend it;

-at a friend's house (computer)
-at college (computer)
-at my house (computer)
-at arcade (playing arcade games, no need for computer)
-driving to somewhere to have fun (driving, can't check shit)
-editing video (computer)
-watching tv (computer)

so uh, where would i need the phone's internet there?
mexican ninja wrote:Also I really can't stand being able to keep in touch with friends using LJ, email and AIM. Friends aren't really important to me which is why I spend all my free time on campus staring at a tiny ass screen (wait did I just contridict myself?) avoiding face time with people.
Yeah, that made really no sense, sarcastic or not. What were you even talking about? Can you peel yourself away from online contact for a few hours or no? lol when i'm on here posting, i do a burst of posting for about 15 minutes and then i go do something else for a few hours.
mexican ninja wrote:Seriously though I have a sidekick mostly for various forms of text messaging (aim, email, SMS etc.). And before some asshole says "lolol y don't u jus call da person???" fuck off I don't have a lot of minutes and this is cheaper. Besides I hate talking to assholes anyways.
So... you basically contradicted your entire post, by saying that all you really use your sidekick for is text messaging, which a normal phone can do. ooookay...

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:51 pm
by Riot
Merk wrote:Riot stop posting from work lol die
I'm telling LOWELL FURMAN on you

I rofl'd out loud about "lol die" and the girl next to me looked at me and thought I was laughing at her and got offended WAY TO GO YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS