[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
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Crotis Jivefunk
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Original Sin
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DATING SHOWS!
Why do we watch?
-Enjoy watching hair-gelled pricks compete for attention of vapid community-college nursing students
-Believe true love is harshly lit and heavily edited
-Cruious to hear "Mandy, 21, Marketing Rep-Van Nuys, CA" expound on craziest place she's ever done it.
-Smug, Sarcastic hosts linkable compared to contestants.
-WWF wrestling only showcases physical cruelty
-Hoping to see some pixilated hot-tub boobies
-Love sound of clacking tounge piercings as 19-year-olds make out.
-Can't Sleep...can't fucking sleep.
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I love the Onion!
Why do we watch?
-Enjoy watching hair-gelled pricks compete for attention of vapid community-college nursing students
-Believe true love is harshly lit and heavily edited
-Cruious to hear "Mandy, 21, Marketing Rep-Van Nuys, CA" expound on craziest place she's ever done it.
-Smug, Sarcastic hosts linkable compared to contestants.
-WWF wrestling only showcases physical cruelty
-Hoping to see some pixilated hot-tub boobies
-Love sound of clacking tounge piercings as 19-year-olds make out.
-Can't Sleep...can't fucking sleep.
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I love the Onion!
lol Sweet!!!! Mine was sort of knee length and the wind kept blowing it...and I gave the guys a show when I played ddr....oops.Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:No way, so am I!Pheadra wrote:...im wearing a skirt today....by choice
Must be because it's so nice out. Or something. I'm wearing one because I got a really, really cute long pink coat at this thrift store called Retroactive, and it matched the skirt I wore. n_n
Skirts for everybodies! =D
The secret to life is, oh look! Something Shiny!
Bits Bytes Chips Clocks
Bits in bytes on chips in box.
Bytes with bits and chips with clocks.
Chips in box on ether-docks.
Chips with bits come. Chips with bytes come.
Chips with bits and bytes and clocks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir. read the book, sir.
Let's do tricks with bits and bytes, sir.
Let's do tricks with chips and clocks, sir.
First, I'll make a quick trick bit stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick byte stack.
You can make a quick trick chip stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
And here's a new trick on the scene.
Bits in bytes for your machine.
Bytes in words to fill your screen.
Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this by the clock, sir.
Clocks on chips tick.
Clocks on chips tock.
Eight byte bits tick.
Eight bit bytes tock.
Clocks on chips with eight bit bytes tick.
Chips with clocks and eight byte bits tock.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gunna crash.
You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side-effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gunna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
quickly turn of your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
Bits in bytes on chips in box.
Bytes with bits and chips with clocks.
Chips in box on ether-docks.
Chips with bits come. Chips with bytes come.
Chips with bits and bytes and clocks come.
Look, sir. Look, sir. read the book, sir.
Let's do tricks with bits and bytes, sir.
Let's do tricks with chips and clocks, sir.
First, I'll make a quick trick bit stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick byte stack.
You can make a quick trick chip stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.
And here's a new trick on the scene.
Bits in bytes for your machine.
Bytes in words to fill your screen.
Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this by the clock, sir.
Clocks on chips tick.
Clocks on chips tock.
Eight byte bits tick.
Eight bit bytes tock.
Clocks on chips with eight bit bytes tick.
Chips with clocks and eight byte bits tock.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gunna crash.
You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side-effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gunna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
quickly turn of your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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dancing queen iu
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God Of Rock
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Original Sin
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WHEE! im havin a party and we chased eachother around with shaveing cream and then we put it in our hair and walked around maplecrest. had people honk and stare at us. ran around in the street, and got it all on tape. AND THEN! we came back and got in the hottub with our clothes on,hung out in there for awhile and now we are naked wrapped up in towels and chillin in the basement!! HURRAY FOR PARTIES!