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Merk wrote:SDP, when your children turn 21 and they ask you what sort of crazy shenanigans you did on your 21st birthday in an attempt to seek guidance and renew the awkward young adult - fatherly bond you are going to tell them you spent it doing a military press while bonging power shakes.

You only live once, Mr Polaris.

Riot wrote:So while Merk and I were talking I eventually steered the conversation towards "What do big black buttholes smell like?" so I googled it and came to this glorious website:

http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowle ... mells.html

"Please remember I am a Poonurse, not a medical doctor." This website is awesome, I mean it's called Poop Report for god's sake.


6:18pm Michael
lol
poopreport
Why the fuck does this website exist?
Do they tell people at parties that they fucking own a website called poopreport.com?

6:19pm Scott
lol
I wonder if there's like an aristocracy of pooplovers
where they just babble about this shit (literally) over dinner
like a weird fetish club
Shitheads

6:20pm Michael
The fraternal order of shitheads

6:20pm Scott
I vote for this (bowel) movement to pass.

6:21pm Michael
2nd (like my poop)
GET IT?
NUMBER TWO
(its poop)

6:22pm Scott
honestly poop is the funniest word and concept in the world

6:22pm Michael
I... I see
I think I have to agree

6:22pm Scott
like just say and think of "poop" over and over and the word becomes hilarious
I dare someone to say poop like 10 times without laughing by the end
it's like touching your tongue to your elbow

6:25pm Scott
just immortalized you on indyddr

6:26pm Michael
?
imma check

6:27pm Scott
now this conversation about poop will live on past our deaths
nestled in the bowel of the internet, ironically
and in generations later to come
the world will look back
and say
"that guy really liked poop"

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