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I want me a dolphin with a killer laser beam strapped on it
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:29 pm
by sam
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:52 pm
by Jinchuu
Oh god, the dolphins will finally have their revenge, like that episode of The Simpsons.. just with laser beams.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:23 am
by chocobojoe
oh shit...

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:49 am
by Grubb
Dolphins Evole Opposable Thumbs: "Oh Shit!" Says humanity.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
Dolphins and the Military; What do you think?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37893
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:11 am
by Riot
Gimme!
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:55 am
by Green Tea
my girlfriend is obsessed with dolphins.... she got a kick out of that

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:10 pm
by Original Sin
I'll take 10, and a large order of fries please.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:20 pm
by Dyme
that is sexay.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:33 pm
by The X
Now people will think twice when they say Dolphins aren't smart.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:49 pm
by Fuzakeru
Wish I could have swam with those dolphins instead of the regular ones.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:50 pm
by Dyme
All i asked for was dolphins with freakin laser beams attached to their heads!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:48 am
by God Of Rock
All I needed to see was 'Dolphin' 'Strap' and 'On' and I was there!!
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:49 am
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
God Of Rock wrote:All I needed to see was 'Dolphin' 'Strap' and 'On' and I was there!!
All they have to do is slide their dorsal fin over onto their ventral side, and then down.
...Of course, they'd have to swim upside down, then. XD
"And here you see a school of dolphins! And it appears as if we have one in the group using his dorsal fin as a sexual device. Dolphins ARE the smartest animals in the world, after all...."
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:07 am
by V
Jinchuu wrote:Oh god, the dolphins will finally have their revenge, like that episode of The Simpsons.. just with laser beams.
I KNEW that episode was actually gonna happen, but no one believed me...
...until now

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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:12 am
by Riot
Well, the germans used to strap dolphins full of dynamite and have them kamikaze themselves at US boats and subs. So this isn't the first time dolphins have been up to shady business.