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Chuck Norris Facts.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:07 am
by IxI I skate IxI
Since Chuck Norris has all the sudden become a major badass, let's get some Chuck Norris facts going up in here.
A recent study shows that antibacterial soap kills 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of what ever the fuck he wants.
When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was
10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake
before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
keep this going.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:11 am
by sam
no don't...really don't.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:25 am
by Green Tea
sam wrote:no don't...really don't.
seconded
Chuck Norris Fans don't know that they say the exact same jokes on every single forum and it makes everyone hate Chuck Norris.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:41 am
by Riot
Riot facts instead.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:13 am
by IxI I skate IxI
What are riot facts? Hold on...
Yeah you're right I just did a search on google about chuck norris facts...but oh well, some of them are funny at least
Re: Chuck Norris Facts.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:13 pm
by hascoolnickname
They were funny about 2 years ago.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:16 pm
by The X
...nah, they weren't even funny then.
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:27 pm
by goten444
hey check out this website it has him in it it really really funny
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:47 pm
by hascoolnickname
Your weapons can't harm me! Don't you know who I am?
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:47 pm
by Potter
yea, I remember reading them in like 03, And even then they were shit, now i want to piss on people at my school who walk around quoting all of them trying to sound cool. Its really gay.
haha your profile says your a smirrnoff ice drinker, and if I remember right your younger than I am. Kids these days are so cool and rebelious
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:17 pm
by Chuq Fat
whats better than this stuff, is the fensler GI JOE films.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:03 am
by chocobojoe
Riot doesn't make love, he is love.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:19 am
by goten444
lol
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:08 pm
by sam
Chuq Fat wrote:whats better than this stuff, is the fensler GI JOE films.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MsfFoBh ... ut%20bitch
similar style pretty good...watch at least until the xmen
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:40 pm
by Riot