Grubb wrote:I gots a "C" on Silent Hill!
AND I DUDDITS ON LIGHT!
Funny you should mention this...
Once, a long time ago, I was playing ddr, and this mysterious lady asked if she could join me. I accepted, it being the gentlemanly thing to do, plus she was totally hawt, yow. Anyways, we started, and she asked if we could choose the first song, "Sure" I say. She chooses Silent Hill. We start playing, and I was instantly smitten! The way she moves, so beautiful, so graceful! So I tried my best to score well, to impress her and all that.
After the most agonizing dancing ever, I look to our scores: "C" on both sides, with me scoring slightly more perfects. She looks at me, and she says "OMG I'VE NEVER SCORED SO WELL!", and I'm all "ME EITHER!", and then we both try to say something at the same time because we're both so excited, so then we're both quiet so that the other can talk, and then we both say, "No, you go!", but then we both start talking again at the same time, and we have to just laugh until we're crying tears of joy, and we sense in our hearts that we'll be best friends forever and ever, and never think about what or who we were before. We just enjoy the ever-unfolding journey of joy and adventure and discovery and rainbows that lies before us. And then we totally made out.
And that's how I met your mother.
Edits: minor spelling and grammer errors.