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He is dumb.

He's a nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

The jerk store called. They're running out of Riots.

I think he's an ok person but there are a few things he needs to do:

+ Go outside
+ Leave his bubble
+ Get the inevitable divorce out of the way so he can get over it quicker
--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well
+ Adopt a teacup-schnauzer
+ Accept a teaching position at an inner-city Indianapolis middle school
+ Be my friend

It's impossible for me to insult someone.

Merk wrote:--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well

I think it's a whopping $0 if you're married less than 10 years.

chocobojoe wrote:

Merk wrote:--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well

I think it's a whopping $0 if you're married less than 10 years.

Joe you have no idea how happy that makes me if that's true.

I would like to keep this thread dedicated to making fun of Riot. His inevitable divorce (and the discussion of it) can be debated elsewhere.

He is getting awkwardly fat.

Hi Riot how many times did you have awkward nerd sex during your honeymoon?

chocobojoe wrote:Hi Riot how many times did you have awkward nerd sex during your honeymoon?

Yeah we have a bet going. We don't need to know the exact number, we just need to know if it was greater than, less than, or equal to 8 nerd bones.

BTW oh shit guys Roit's back close thread

Depends on what constitutes said bangage (and I saw your discussion on the terminology in the other thread), but in literal terms, those who selected under are the winners. Maybe if Meg and I had been together for a shorter amount of time and weren't already an old married couple before we actually got married it would have been higher.

Oh fuck yeah I won!

In fact, I think everyone won. Remind me to never be a bookie, I guess I suck at creating betting lines.

Riot,

How was the 0.5?