[For Sale] House

[Fluffyumpkins]

Selling a house. This house has walls and ceilings, making it ideal for storing people and objects. Pictures found below:

http://cody.theindypropertysource.com/l ... /21399334/

[Ho]

I hear it smells like butt.

[Fluffyumpkins]

You can get up in that butt for the low price of $149,900.

[Ho]

I hear it smells like hut.

[MonMotha]

I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.

[Amp Divorax]

So yea, why did you not mention this to me sooner? I was on the market for a new place.

[Fluffyumpkins]

I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.

There are floors, however there is a hole on the second level of the home. A ramp of small, staggered tiers allows you to traverse levels through this hole without too much difficulty. I strongly recommend keeping objects out of this space, as they may be prone to falling. People should use caution, including the use of a spotter, when using this feature.

Today is the first day I've been able to have the home on the market

[Amp Divorax]

I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.

There are floors, however there is a hole on the second level of the home. A ramp of small, staggered tiers allows you to traverse levels through this hole without too much difficulty. I strongly recommend keeping objects out of this space, as they may be prone to falling. People should use caution, including the use of a spotter, when using this feature.

Today is the first day I've been able to have the home on the market

LOL!

Well, that is unfortunate that it fell outside of when I was looking for a new place, but it happens. Hopefully you will find a buyer soon.

[Diamondback1996]

Is the furniture included as well? It would be a shame if the people had nothing to utilize and non-floor objects had nowhere to be placed. The people may try to sit on a couch or the objects may be placed on what should be a table and then fall to the floor (thankfully not further, since you confirmed that there is, in fact, a floor).

[Fluffyumpkins]

Furniture is not included. Much of the furniture is used for sitting, which means it has been touched by butts. Nobody wants to own something that's had someone else's butt on it.

Regardless, the home has been sold. I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.

[Amp Divorax]

I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.

*facepalms*

I already own one house and I'm about to buy another.

[Diamondback1996]

Furniture is not included. Much of the furniture is used for sitting, which means it has been touched by butts. Nobody wants to own something that's had someone else's butt on it.

Regardless, the home has been sold. I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.

Um excuse you but I currently have no income

I'm a college student though so it's somewhat excusable

[Fluffyumpkins]

No, it's not. If you have enough money to go to college, you have enough money to buy a home. No excuses. No regrets. No escape!