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W00t. I iz oWning j00!

Anyways, I like to post lots of bland nonsense, but hopefully I will sublimate into your evil totalitarian "commune" and eventually become the dictator himself. Upon this takeover, I will instruct you ALL to build a temple in my honor, burn countless innocents (who are supposedly "enemies of the state" but are really just political counterparts), and turn the country into a huge wasteland of industrialized chaos.

Until then, I'll just stick to posting. But, watch your back. I 1Z 1337!

Uh oh...
...welcome.

So uhh... say we jump ship and align ourselves with you now prior to the takeover. Will we be granted amnesty from temple construction and perhaps be given some middle-to-high ranking status in the new order? I mean, the doc says I can't do rigorous manual labor, and living in an industrial slum slaving my life away on menial tasks simply for the glory of the state just isn't going to fly with me.

Perhaps, but only if you bring a present when you align yourself with me prior to my supposedly "hostile, but not quite takeover of this commune.

You will be given a job similar to the occupation held by Wal-Mart Salesclerks. But, the major difference of these two jobs is that the new job will be in a store called Shawl-Mart. Yes, I will create a monopoly on new MANDATORY shawls that will be worn MANDATORILY by all citizens of my new world order. You will be given about 4 flagellas (my new currency) per hour. Unfortunately, due to political and fiscal turmoil, these flagellas will be worthless rags. Fortunately, you will need these rags to clean the innards of the pretty house that will be given to by the state. The state will provide running water, but no flushing toilets. This is because our new governement must not scare the general public, who are used to nonsense laws and regulations, and flawed policies. Eventually, the non-flushing toilets will be replaced by slightly-flushing toilets that will make a slight flushing noise, but no flushing.

This flushing noise will come from a speaker on the back of the toilet. You will have to carry out your feces and urine out to the state temple to worship me.

Back to your original question. Yes, and no. You will be exempt from temple construction to some extent, but you will have to do the part of the time (approximately two hours), but not all. This will enable you to go home early and enjoy your miraculous semi-flush toilet! Wizard! Heh, I'm witty.

Wow,

Your almost as random as me!

...almost.

Don't mess with me!

I'll flip your jammies on the panty-side

Grubb wrote:Wow,

Your almost as random as me!

...almost.

Don't mess with me!

I'll flip your jammies on the panty-side

uh oh...
...I see something nasty forming...
...COMPETITION!!!!!

yeah. Too bad he can only make, what, five posts a day?

hi your not welcome cuz you think mj is inocent. he like little boys and you know it rofl.

jk wats up.

Potter wrote:hi your not welcome cuz you think mj is inocent. he like little boys and you know it rofl.

jk wats up.

Whatever Potter. You know you're dying to get into the ranch.

hahahahahahahaha. fuck that white negro and his jesus juice.

o_O

*wanders off*

Interesing.
welcome to indyddr.

he doesn't have didder at the ranch
only In The Groove

hascoolnickname wrote:he doesn't have didder at the ranch
only In The Groove

do you have to purchase tickets? or can you just show up?

The ranch is a great place to go from what I've heard. I mean, you get to go to this huge ranch with many fantastic rides and whatnot WITH the king of pop himself. I would truely want to go there.

Perhaps I should force him to sign a contract when I am your totalitarian ruler himself that would enable me to own his ranch. Then I could continue the tradition of making kids happy!

And if any of you think that's grotesque in any way, remember the golden rule.

Golden Rule: Michael Jackson is innocent.